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Honey Boo Boo: Ain’t Nuttin Wrong Wit Bein Gay. Errybody a Lil Gay!
Honey Boo Boo’s gay Uncle Poodle comes to town in this clip from the titular character’s show that I cannot figure out a way to embed in this post for the life of me.
And then the whole family has a cold glass of their signature, delicious blend of equal parts ignorant flavor, adorable flavor and grape flavor Kool-Aid before saying a bunch of things about gay people that probably shouldn’t be said about gay people, let alone on television.
But we as a reality television-watching society aren’t really going to trouble ourselves too much about any of it because half-SQUEEE and half-we recognize that the stars of the program are still at least three generations away from mounting the family’s first college diploma on the mantle. Oh, and owning a mantle.
But goddammit, HBB really is pretty stinking adorable with her talk of poodles and everybody being a little bit gay. Fact.
You win this time, Honey Boo Boo. But we’re watching you. (Actually, this show looks like an enormous brainmelt and we aren’t at all! LULZ!)
There’s just one thing we need to clear up, I guess…



