Serial Killer Christina Aguilera Sexes Men to Death in ‘Your Body’ Video Premiere

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Sep 28, 2012 in Music | 5 comments

Aguilerians, your patience has been rewarded with Christina’s (Xtina, if you’re nasty) full video for Your Body.

And aside from a laughable green screen explosion runway walk, we love it!

Xtina goes to town on the men in her local trailer park, sexing them up before ultimately murdering them (after a car nap, natch). And contrary to popular belief, it’s not sticks, snails and puppy dog tails that boys are made of – it’s glitter and florescent paint.

If you’re a CA fan, you’ll probably dig it. And if you’re a Gaga/Britney/Beyonce/Ke$ha (*shudder*) enthusiast, keep your yapping about homegirl’s weight to yourself. You’re in Lotus country now!

So what do you think?

http://www.facebook.com/maite.castelain Maïté Castelain

I thought it sucked. I love Christina, her voice is the greatest I know, but come on… The song is super mainstream, just another song to dance to on the radio, and the video… So vulgar! I mean she’s always been sexy and provocative and stuff, but that’s just tacky. Plus with her voice, it’s not like she’d need that to sell! And I personally think that at her age she should be over using that tacky slutty image. Honestly it really pisses me off, cause I admire her so much, but this is beneath her.

wilbready

Can you not detect “autotune”? It sucked and not in a good way!

http://www.facebook.com/tceratti Anthony Ceratti

It’s a catchy dance song. I am not a Christina fan. I think she looks just right in front of that trailer.
Jacob Ryan

Well, that was weird. Perhaps each man was a metaphor for her life.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Hannah-J-Arends/614005814 Hannah J Arends

DAT ASS!!

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