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Lance Bass Says Nobody Knew He was Gay During NSYNC (Even Though HAHAHA!)
Failed Russian Cosmonaut (DO YOU REMEMBER?!) Lance Bass sat down with Ricki Lake this week to reveal that back during his NSYNC heyday, nobody knew he was gay.
PBTHTHHHHHHH!!!!
*Climbs back onto chair*
Oh gosh, man. Lance, Lance, Laaaaaaance. Here’s the thing, babe; We love you. Really. But you are living in a parallel alternate reality if you think that every single person on the planet wasn’t aware of your homosexuality.
Scoop – Can I still call you Scoop? - Remember that time you got a nose job? Remember frosting your tips? Remember when you, Reichen, Nadia from American Pie and Meadow Soprano used to double date and always sit girl, boy, boy, girl at the movies?
Because we all do, pal.
So real talk, how much is J.C. Chasez paying you to keep mum on the real behind-the-scenes NSYNC action? Because homeboy outed himself back when I was 16-years-old in that What’s Going On video where everyone is wearing the blindfolds with characteristics about themselves like BLACK, CATHOLIC, and IRISH. Hey, what’s that on J.C.’s blindfold over there?
The blindfold says TOP, but the hair is telling me BOTTOM.
TOP.
Don’t try to rewrite history when we all lived it along with you, pal. Look at how crazy successful the boys from One Direction are these days, and how they play up the gay rumors every chance they get. Admitting that half of the band was boning back in the day isn’t going to make everyone rush up to their attics, and sort through a dozen boxes just to crack their copies of No Strings Attached in half. We’d only love you more!
Hell, you could probably milk an ABC Family series out of it. Think Lance Loves J.C. – And JOEY! I’m available to executive produce, by the way.
The truth will set you free, darlin!
