Beyonce Confirmed For Super Bowl XLVII Halftime Show
Just when you thought Madonna put on the best (gayest?) Super Bowl halftime show, Queen B comes buzzing in to make all the gay boys’ panties fill with urine.
That’s right. Mrs. Beyonce Knowles will be performing at the Super Bowl XLVII halftime show!! This has not officially been announced, but Bey pretty much confirmed everyone’s suspicions when she posted a photo (shown above) on her official Tumblr.
Clearly, someone over at the National Football League took some notes last year, as Madonna’s halftime show brought in about 114 million viewers, compared to the football game itself which brought in around 111 million viewers.
“Okay…how do we get the gays to tune in again this year…? SOMEONE GET BEYONCE ON THE PHONE!!”
This got me thinking: Which songs would I want her to perform? Will she debut new music!? Will Destiny’s Child and/or Jay-Z perform with her?!!!! SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE! MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED!
Which of the many Beyonce hits are you most looking forward to seeing her perform? I, for one, hope she gets Bodied on the football field.