Proud Mama Tells the World She’s Been Breastfeeding Her DOG for 2 Years
Even supposing that you for some reason were inclined to try breastfeeding your dog (Please don’t), and that for some reason you enjoyed it quite enough to continue the practice for two long years, why would you then allow that dog-on-breast story to be told in a magazine?!
And why would you allow a photograph of the act to be published?!
Spider reportedly got hooked on Terri’s liquid gold after licking the tip of a rubber nipple back when she was bottle-feeding her non-dog, human child some years ago.
Spider, by the way, hits up Terri’s fountain for nourishment FOUR TIMES A DAY.
Gah. Everyone knows the first rule of Breastfeeding Your Dog Club is You DO NOT talk about Breastfeeding Your Dog Club! What an amateur.