Let’s All Please Spend One Minute Checking for Breast Cancer RIGHT NOW
It’s pretty late in the work day and most of your coworkers have already snuck out for the night, so ladies (and gents), what do you say about a flashmob breast cancer self checkup RIGHT NOW?
I want to see shirts on the floor, people!
Brown chicken brown cow!
But in all seriousness, one minute right now could mean the difference between life and death. And nobody likes a bloody nipple discharge, so let’s just go ahead and nip that in the bud right away if need be.