Skip the Coal! Naughty Boys Need Sexy Cowpoke Bedding This Christmas
Vice Merchants, the rebelliously luxe bedding company, has something hot, Hot, HOT for Unicorn Booty readers on cold, cold winter nights. And to celebrate the holidays, they’re letting UB superfans use the code unicornbooty15 at checkout to score 15% off all Cowpoke bedding. Yeehaw!
“Made from 100% Egyptian cotton, 400 thread count, fine Sateen bedding fabric, Cowpokes are the ultimate in edgy products that let you embrace a sexy twist in your everyday life. The sheets, available in Wheat and Slate, feature a ranch scene toile design of playfully undressed men engaging in acts of whimsical outdoor fun and farm work. Illustrated by the artist K. Commodore, cows, horses and tractors further set the scene as men work hard and play hard in the foreground.”
All of this is of course a very polite way of saying that these sheets are covered in old-timey shots of boys in the buff horsing around on the farm.
If this looks and sounds like the bedding of your naughty dreams, which it obviously is, then won’t you be delighted to learn that Vice Merchants is offering UB readers 15% off the entire Cowpokes line. So whether you’re snoozing solo in a Slate twin, or rasslin’ around with a fellow farmhand between Wheat sheets on a king, every night spent in Cowpokes can feel like a sweaty day with the boys on the ranch!
Use the code unicornbooty15 at checkout to score your sweet, sweet savings. Happy holidays, y’all! Yeehaw!