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Watch an Ex-Gay Porn Star Preach About Anally Birthing a Devil

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Jan 4, 2013 in Separation of Church & Prostate | 5 comments

If the eyes are the window into the soul, then your butt is a doorway to the devil! Just ask gay porn star-turned-YouTube sensation Joseph Sciambra. Or don’t.

Really, there’s no need as Sciambra has already put together this handy little video answering all of your burning questions about birthing a demonic butt baby and whether or not the devil’s doorway onto earth from your anus squeaks when it closes.

Watch in horror as homeboy discusses his stitches, and wonder aloud exactly what window God opened when Sciambra closed that door of his.

*Shudder*

http://www.jakestevensdesign.com Jake Stevens

Wait… putting large things in your butt can cause permanent damage!? Why didn’t common sense warn me before!? Oh, what a world, what a world…
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=541191917 Jonathan Castaneda

i feel like sweaters / sweater vests and argyle are the official ex gay _________ pieces.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Ravyn-Skye/1512522628 Ravyn Skye

I feel like this guy has some serious self-hatred issues, as many porn stars (men, women, straight, gay, bi, pan, WHATEVER) do.

Unfortunately, he’s chosen to focus on the fact that it was GAY porn, and associates being gay and having gay sex with those feelings.

He hasn’t ONCE stopped to consider that maybe, it was the PORN aspect of the sex that made him feel that way, and not the GAY aspect. Yet another SAD, SAD CASE of a gay man who made choices he couldn’t live with (drugs, porn, promiscuity, etc.,) and then blames his problems and feelings on being GAY (which is NOT a choice) instead of the REAL problem – his decision-making capabilities. The “gay lifestyle” doesn’t exist. We are all different. If you make poor choices, or even just choices you, yourself can’t live with, it doesn’t matter if you’re gay or straight; you’re going to feel BAD about yourself.

Clean up the rest of your life, and maybe you’ll see that it wasn’t the GAY that was the problem!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505282386 Alycia Ann Stack

I love how he claims that he knows what’s popular in the porn world, without having actually watched any porn recently… Riiiiiiiight… you did some “research”…
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1162277245 Alex Foo

The hardest (no pun intended) thing for me to believe, is that someone would not only stick and stir that, but on top of everything, film and make a profit off of it? was it like, gay braille porn?