1000 Dinosau…errr…Priests Sign Letter About Ickiness of Gay Marriage
The letter, signed by 1054 priests as well as 13 bishops, abbots and other senior Catholic figures, expresses fears that the simple acts of practising or speaking about their faith will be severely limited.
Who are these people, and how are they unable to read the writing on the wall that is so clearly being lit with a pair of tasteful sconces from Restoration Hardware? Imagine throwing a houseparty and inviting 100 pals, a real rager. Woohoo! Fun! Good times! Etc! (Especially ETC!)
Now imagine 10 of your houseguests handing you a letter at 3 AM demanding that you allow them to continue partying in your living room long after you’ve run out of beer or the desire to still be awake for the day. Oh, and they want you to put on their playlist with like, eleven Black Eyed Peas remixes, too. Would receiving such a letter convince you to do a beer run and soak in the sweet sounds of Will.i.am until dawn? No! It’s my house and you’re being ridiculous! GTFO!
Honestly, some people.
Attention homophobes in homorobes clutching your belief in an all-loving, all-knowing God in order to discriminate and hate, your goose is cooked. The jig is up. Gay marriage, nay, marriage equality is here. There is no debate to be had. This is the status quo from here on out. Get with the program.
A letter! Honestly…