Oldest Gorilla in Captivity Celebrates Her Birthday with Gay Pride Wreath

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Jan 17, 2013 in Pop | 2 comments

Look, I’m not saying that Colo purposefully used her 56th birthday to finally come out as a Sagittarius Lesbian Gorilla, but I’m also not saying she’s not.

Flash fact: Colo is the oldest living gorilla in any zoo in the world! Homegirl hails from the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium in Ohio.

Happy birthday, you beautiful, possibly homosexual she-beast, you.

(via The Atlantic)