Oldest Gorilla in Captivity Celebrates Her Birthday with Gay Pride Wreath
Look, I’m not saying that Colo purposefully used her 56th birthday to finally come out as a Sagittarius Lesbian Gorilla, but I’m also not saying she’s not.
Flash fact: Colo is the oldest living gorilla in any zoo in the world! Homegirl hails from the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium in Ohio.
Happy birthday, you beautiful, possibly homosexual she-beast, you.
(via The Atlantic)