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Line Forms HERE. Prince Harry Now Reportedly Accepting Men’s Phone Numbers

Posted by on Mar 18, 2013 in World | 2 comments

Every so often in life, we all come across an idea so obvious, so good, so perfect in retrospect that we all wonder why the hell didn’t I think of that? Post-it’s, the banana slicer, candy necklace g-string underwear. You know what I’m saying?

Harry and his girlfriend, Cressida Bonas, were taking a night out together at The Rum Kitchen in Notting Hill on Friday, when Harry was slipped the phone number of Vincenzo Ianniello.

He reportedly accepted the number happily, and promised to call Mr Ianniello if he changed his mind about dating women.

Mr Ianniello later tweeted about the exchange: ”I gave Prince Harry my number tonight, he promised he’ll call me if he changes his mind about women. Or men. #epicwin”

Cash money says there is an entire team descending upon a suite of cubicles on Hudson St. in New York City fast-tracking Mr. Ianniello’s TED talk. Working title, How I Happened Upon the Idea of Offering Prince Harry My Telephone Number to be Used at a Later Date and Time for the Purposes of Dinner, Drinks and Maybe Even a Little Fellation, If You Know What I’m Saying -Eyyy.

OK, so that’s a little long. But whatever. The title can be sussed a bit.

Brilliant, my good chap. Cheerio.

(via Pink News)