1999 Called to Say It’s Freaking Out About Nick Carter in His Undies in This Harlem Shake Video
Backstreet’s back, alr…errr…meh.
It’s easy to forget that Nick Carter was basically the Justin Bieber of 1999. Except that I guess Justin Timberlake was also the Justin Bieber of 1999. And I guess if you squinted in just the right way J.C. Chasez, Nick Lachey, that one guy from that group that sang that song about Abercrombie & Fitch, and I guess in a way Aaron Carter also maybe were other Justin Biebers of 1999.
And you know, while I’m thinking about it, the actual actual Justin Bieber was also alive in 1999, except that he was 5 and not setting panties on fire just yet. And Selener Gomez was on Barney! Whatever. The point is that Nick Carter used to be very, very famous and that many a high school biology class was spent thinking about him in his underwear. Or something.
And now, because fate works in strange and powerful ways, look, here’s finally a video of Nick Carter in his underwear. Except now it’s all rather a bit yucky, isn’t it?
Kevin Richardson is really the only Backstreet Boy that it’s appropriate to find sexually desirable as an adult, I’m afraid. And even then, wouldn’t you rather be thinking about Justin Timberlake like you ended up doing eventually as a teenager anyway?
What goes around, goes around, goes around…