Cute Boy (and His 3 Clones) Sing Depressing Next Chapters in Disney Movies
“Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?”
Beastiality! The complete destruction of the ocean’s ecosystems! The misinformed invasion of Iraq and subsequent suspension of all human rights in the region! The mass genocide of two continents worth of indigenous peoples!
It’s what happened after the credits finished rolling in some of our favorite Disney films that tells the real story.
Two questions: Which princess had the unhappiest ever after? And which Jon Cozart clone is the cuuutest?