Beyonce-flavored Pepsi with Bootylicious bubbles has a new commercial out that blah blah blah…except – so many Beyonces!
Post-Superbowl 2013 Beyonce faces off against Crazy in Love Beyonce, Work It Out Beyonce, Love on Top Beyonce, Baby Boy Beyonce and more in a mirrored DDR competition that must have been a blast to create. Again, so many Beyonces!
While the Brainy Smurf in me wondered exactly how the producers cloned enough Beyonces to make the video, the Vanity Smurf in me clobbered Brainy over the head with a mirror and put together a list of my own iconic looks that would star in a Mirrors-style dance-off. Here’s what I came up with:
Unicorn Booty 1.0 Kevin. Man, I rocked the hell out of those oversized shades all summer.
The US Weekly loincloth, maybe my most iconic look of all time.
Booty's Construction Crew Kevin was a bit less showy, but it's tough to go shirtless in a live construction zone.
Dead Fish Kevin was basically the Gwyneth Paltrow pink Oscar dress of summer 2010.
Martian Face Mask Kevin, lifting impurities, fashion forward.
Baywatch Kevin, the lustiest Kevin of all.
Plaid Kevin was available in exactly two shades. I pretty much wore this shirt every other day for the two years I was saving my pennies to build my restaurant.
Skunk Kevin, my most iconic Halloween costume to date. Ten demerits to the gay farmer and Frenchman for lack of originality.
Allergies and Math Glasses may not be the most glamorous pairing, but this is basically the blogger's take on Janet Jackson's boob grab Rolling Stone cover.
Gay Ninja Kevin would be shocked to see how long Allergies Kevin's hair is these days.
Burning Man Kevin doesn't ALWAYS shoot rainbows out. Just usually.
UB readers are usually surprised that I don't still look like this iconic, but fleeting version of myself.
Mowgli Kevin, chicken-legged lord of the forest. What a guy!
And you know, once more just because.
Which is your favorite Beyonce? Your favorite me? And which of your looks would make the cut? Sound off!