Here’s a Chart of All the Filthy Sodomy that Straight People are Having
There’s a whole backstory behind this chart involving (illegal) anti-sodomy laws, the State of Virginia, state Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli, but let’s just dive right into it, shall we?
Look at all of the filthy, immoral, unnatural, undignified sodomy that straight people are having with one another.
Over 100 million straight Americans have had anal sex. And that’s just anal, people! Or ANAL PEOPLE, as it were. Which is to say nothing of the 90 percent of Americans who engage in oral sex – also sodomy! – with members of the opposite sex.
So yes, there is a whole lot of sodomy going on in this country, true. But the far, far majority of those filthy, vile, unnatural, ungodly sex acts are committed by straight couples.
Have they no decency?
(via Mother Jones)