BDaySM! James Franco’s Sex Toy Birthday Cake Looks Delicious!
Somewhere in Savannah, Georgia right now, Paula Deen is blushing. And not because she’s embarrassed by James Franco’s sex toy birthday cake. No, no. She’s turned on!
I mean, look at this thing:
Confection perfection! Those anal beads look good enough to eat! With your mouth, even! And don’t get me started on that cherry red fondant ball gag. Can you say cavities? Because if you can, then grab one of those toys off the top of that cake and stuff it in your cavities, you craven BDaySM fanatic.
Happy 35th birthday, James Franco. Woof!