“We could have had it aaaaaaaaaall!”
For the unilingual out there, “Today Kjell lives with Britt-Marie” “Don’t miss any important mail” “Make sure to...
Village of Sexy, Naked People Sing the Praises of Ham Sandwich (Video)
posted by Kevin Farrell
Potentially NSFW if your boss frowns upon butts in the workplace or is more of a turkey kind of gal.
OK Richmond Ham, you’ve got our attention. Oscar Meyer wieners, you’re up to...
Susan Sarandon Sports a Strap-On for Women’s Rights
posted by Kevin Farrell
Susan Sarandon obviously has no problem with self-deprecating humor when an...
Do These Lube Advertisements Even Make You Want to Have Sex Ever Again?
posted by Kevin Farrell
The average American is uncomfortable saying “lube.” We get it....
So Hot Right Now: Vagina Bleaching
posted by Kevin Farrell
Lindy West sums it all up far better than I ever could:
In this...
For the ‘Mo Who Has Everything, The Couch Made of Men in Their Underwear
posted by Kevin Farrell
Real talk, I boozed myself into bed pretty early on Super Bowl Sunday (How exactly does drinking twice a month qualify me to own a bar?) and had zero tolerance for my man’s hovering over me...
Promise Us You Won’t Ever Make Your Dog Use PooTrap Magic Poop Collector
posted by Kevin Farrell
PooTrap touts itself as being “an amazing new device that picks up after...
The 12 Days of Gay Christmas, Day 11: Dildo Sport
posted by Booty The Unicorn
We’re celebrating the twelve days of Christmas the only way we know how...
The Tug Toner Provides Full Body Masturbation-Motion Workout
posted by Kevin Farrell
Jimmy Kimmel will see your pair Shake Weight, Free Flexor full house, and raise...
China Unveils ‘Obama Fried Chicken’ Billboard
posted by Kevin Farrell
A Beijing restaurant has actually gone and named itself OFC, as in “Obama Fried Chicken,” complete with an iconic billboard. Though clearly in bad taste, and obviously ripping off both...
The BALLSIEST Cancer Awareness Video You’ll Ever See
posted by Kevin Farrell
Tall, leggy, blond bombshell with a killer rack and a pair of low-hanging...
Marilyn, Grace & Marlene Rise from the Dead to Join Charlize in Dior Commercial
posted by Booty The Unicorn
Thanks to the combined magics of CGI, voodoo and Lucky Charms, Charlize Theron...
Dildo Sport – The Strap On Athletic Tool So You Can Play Hard and Win Big
posted by Kevin Farrell
“People are always asking me how I stay on top of my game. Pretty simple...
The Super NSFW Dirty, Dirty Skittles ‘Taste the Rainbow’ Spoof
posted by Kevin Farrell
Skittles: the official candy of newlyweds having…ahem…relations for...
Charmin’s ‘Enjoy the Go’ Campaign Is Creeping Us Out
posted by Kevin Farrell
Ahem. Charmin takes the Everyone Poops approach to hawking toilet paper without actually, you know, mentioning poop in this sunny new commercial about wiping your butt.
The relief! The calm! The...
Anal Blast Energy Drink (Is Freaking Us the F Out)
posted by Kevin Farrell
“Hey! Do you want to feel SO GAY? Then try Anal Blast, homo energy drinks for people who need gratuitous amounts of gayness. It’s like adding a homo to girl on girl porn.”
WHAT?!
UB...
Summer’s Eve Vagina-Hand Puppets Vs. Pine Fresh Dick Scrub
posted by Kevin Farrell
Summer’s Eve has a buzzy new marketing campaign on their hands. No,...
Life’s Not Worth a Damn Until You Can Say ‘I Am What I Am’
posted by Kevin Farrell
We bet you too will end up singing along by the end of this absolutely...
Tennessee Makes ‘Offensive Online Pictures’ Illegal – WTF Is Wrong ...
posted by Kevin Farrell
A new Tennessee law makes it a crime to “transmit or display an image” online that is likely to “frighten, intimidate or cause emotional distress” to someone who sees...
The Differences In Advertising To Men and Women
posted by Kevin Farrell
“Women: You’re leaking, aging hairy, overweight, and everything...
