Greetings blogosphere! Your old pal The Bottom Whisperer is back from an...
Ranking Drugs According to Aweso…Errr… Danger. Yes, Danger. (Chart)
posted by Kevin Farrell
Look, we’re certainly not suggesting everyone wave your crack pipes in...
Lady Gaga Debuts New Song, Princess Die (Video)
posted by Kevin Farrell
Saying she’s not quite sure if the track will appear on her next album,...
Madonna and Deadmau5 Tweet and Make Up
posted by Evan Rodd
Madonna’s recent drug comments at the Ultra Music Festival caused electro...
Deadmau5 Disses Madonna’s Drug Remarks, Calls Her a “F***ing Idiot”
posted by Evan Rodd
Madonna just dropped her twelfth studio album, MDNA, proving that not-so-subtle...
Sexual Rehab Proposed After Study Suggests 30% of Malaysia Has Gone Gay
posted by Kevin Farrell
Bernama Online reported that Datuk Baharum Mohamad, a Barisan Nasional...
Fox News Host Tells Black Congresswoman to ‘Step Away From the Crackpipe’
posted by Kevin Farrell
After broadcasting a clip in which California Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D)...
Whitney Houston is Dead at 48
posted by Kevin Farrell
It is with great sadness that we tell you that Whitney Houston is dead. The...
Sinead O’Connor Divorces Third Husband After 16 Days of Marriage Over Marijuana
posted by Kevin Farrell
Sinead O’Connor thought she had met the perfect man to give her all of...
Crack Kills! Man Dies After Eating Cocaine from Brother’s Butt in Squad Car
posted by Kevin Farrell
A South Carolina man’s brother died after police said he was forced...
Hospital Prescribes Cancer Patient Marijuana, Then Denies Transplant for Pot Use
posted by Kevin Farrell
Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles has denied a liver transplant...
Baylor University Offers Class SOC 4V70: Homosexuality as Gateway Drug
posted by Kevin Farrell
Waco, Texas’ Baylor University has some serious ‘splainin’ to...
The Cure for Cancer: Ecstasy?
posted by Kevin Farrell
Researchers from Birmingham University claim that a superpowered form of the...
Winnie the Pill-Popper (Infographic)
posted by Kevin Farrell
Dan Meth has finally answered the age-old question, um, What prescription drugs should be prescribed to treat the cast of Winnie the Pooh?
More UB approved infographics over...
Man on Meth Rapes Cat, Throws It Out Window To Die
posted by Kevin Farrell
Council Bluffs, Iowa police were called to the apartment of 29-year-old Gerardo...
The West Hollywood Gay To-Do List
posted by Kevin Farrell
We are LOVING this to-do list making the rounds online. The note, found on a...
Vatican Pedophilia Advisor Arrested for Pedophilia
posted by Kevin Farrell
Father Riccardo Seppia, a 51-year-old parish priest in the village of...
Supreme Court: Don’t Flush Drugs Down the Toilet
posted by Nick Vivion
In an 8-1 decision, the Supreme Court has given the green light to police to...
Criminal Vagina of the Year Held 54 Bags of Heroin and Laundry Money
posted by Kevin Farrell
Let’s hear it for Karin Mackaliunas, the Scranton, PA woman with the...
Is Medical Marijuana Saving This 2 Year Old’s Life?
posted by Kevin Farrell
Meet two year old Cash Hyde. Cute, right? The Montana toddler’s family...


