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The Bottom Whisperer: One More Chance
posted by Christopher Welch
Greetings everyone! 2013 is upon us and so is super gonorrhea. Wrap it up boys...
The Bottom Whisperer: Doin’ It
posted by Christopher Welch
Hey y’all! Another great week in the world of doin’ it. Be sure to...
Dad Finds Son’s Porn. Dad Writes Son Letter. Letter Ends Up On Reddit.
posted by Kevin Farrell
You know that awkward teenage series of events that begins with you discovering...
A Fap A Day Keeps the Doctor Away! Masturbation Prevents Prostate Cancer
posted by Brent Peterson
Who knew a favorite pastime could actually improve your chances of not...
Church Sign of the Week: God’s Giving Masturbation Lessons!
posted by Kevin Farrell
Are there any Unicorn Booty readers in the Youngstown, Ohio area interested in...
Oklahoma Senator Adds Satirical ‘Every Sperm is a Person’ Amendment to Bi...
posted by Kevin Farrell
In a (successful!) act of protest against the ridiculous various personhood...
New Robot Warns You When You’re About to Be Caught Masturbating
posted by Kevin Farrell
Still haven’t found the perfect holiday gift for that special someone in...
Teacher at Christian School Arrested for Masturbating During Class
posted by Kevin Farrell
A lesser known eleventh commandment – Thou shalt not jerk off at your...
Pastor Argues Masturbation is a Form of Homosexuality
posted by Kevin Farrell
Pastor Mark Driscoll of Mars Hill Church in Seattle really brings the LOLZ in...
The Tug Toner Provides Full Body Masturbation-Motion Workout
posted by Kevin Farrell
Jimmy Kimmel will see your pair Shake Weight, Free Flexor full house, and raise...
Man Pleads Guilty to Jerking Off All Over Customers’ Frozen Yogurt
posted by Kevin Farrell
Anthony Garcia will appear in a New Mexico court next week to change his...
Fleshlight Launches Franken-Dildos Just In Time for Halloween
posted by Christopher Welch
Ever wonder what it was like to get banged by Frankenstein? Pounded by Dracula?...
5 Anti-Masturbation Devices That Will Haunt Your Dreams
posted by Kevin Farrell
A boner with too much time on its little boner hands (with boner fingers,...
Sexuality Vs. Religion Infographic
posted by Kevin Farrell
So you want to masturbate, or get your gay on, or even get divorced, eh? Depending on your religion, any of these circumstances could land you in hot water. Tuesday’s daily gay infographic...
Everything You Ever Needed To Know About Masturbation
posted by Kevin Farrell
Here it is, y’all. Everything you ever needed to know about masturbation. Now you’ll be prepared in the event of an uncomfortable silence on a date or at a dinner party!
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