Just in case you’ve been trapped in a cave, or maybe one of those endless...
Masochistic Closeted Power-Bottoms for Romney!
posted by Kevin Farrell
That’s it, folks. The highly coveted masochistic closeted power-bottoms...
Joss Whedon Thoroughly Endorses the Coming Mitt Zomney Apocalypse
posted by Kevin Farrell
Why shouldn’t somebody who has built their career on vampires, demons,...
Why is Nobody Freaking Out Over Mitt Romney OWNING the Voting Machines Used in Ohio?!
posted by Kevin Farrell
Start freaking out:
Through a closely held equity fund called Solamere, Mitt Romney and his wife, son and brother are major investors in an investment firm called H.I.G. Capital. H.I.G. in...
Mitt Romney’s Son Tagg Discusses Wanting to Punch President Obama
posted by Kevin Farrell
Audiences watching this week’s debate between President Barack Obama and...
Bindr is Like Grindr, But for Ladies and Republican Presidential Nominees
posted by Kevin Farrell
Nerve has had a bit of fun with Mitt Romney’s “binders full of...
The Very Best of the Mitt Romney Vs. Big Bird Memes
posted by Kevin Farrell
Mitt Romney announced his nefarious plans to violently pluck, tar and feather...
Anne Romney: LEAVE MITTNEY ALONE!
posted by Kevin Farrell
And now a special message from Anne Romney.
LEAVE MITTNEY ALONE!
And the...
What if Lucille Bluth Said these Terrible Mitt Romney Quotes?
posted by Kevin Farrell
Arrested Development‘s Lucille Bluth’s expressive face captioned...
Did Mitt Romney Dye His Skin for Univision Special to Appear More Latino?
posted by Kevin Farrell
Mitt Romney took a dip in Lake Neutrogena Sunless Tan yesterday in preparation...
Watch: It Turns Out Mitt Romney’s Dad Grew Up On Welfare
posted by Kevin Farrell
Oooh, this is RICH. (Get it?!)
Lenore LaFount Romney talks openly about George...
The Scumfrog Hires Mitt Romney as Publicist
posted by Kevin Farrell
The Scumfrog’s weekly podcast sees heavy rotation here at UB HQ as Nicky...
Mitt Romney Doesn’t Care about Gay Couples’ Kids
posted by Brent Peterson
In a not-so-surprising revelation, another of Mitt Romney’s prior...
Wait, Nicki Minaj is Voting for Mitt Romney!?
posted by Kevin Farrell
Would somebody please booksmart hip hop’s HBIC about the Republican Party’s promise to ban all abortions, write a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage in all fifty states,...
Paul Ryan Lies About Marathon Time, Also About Ability To Be a Vice President
posted by Derek Lactaoen
I knew there was something fishy about Paul Ryan. He’s too cookie-cutter to...
Jane Lynch Tells You Why There’s Really Only One Presidential Choice This November
posted by Derek Lactaoen
If it seems like I blog about getting teary eyed a lot, it’s because I...
The 6 Reasons Why I’m Crying Reading the GOP Platform
posted by Derek Lactaoen
The Republican National Convention is in full-swing in Tampa right now as the...
Red, White and Blue Video Rumble: Sell the Poor Vs. a Gay One Direction Cover
posted by Kevin Farrell
Never since Bill Buckner let that baseball roll between his legs have all American eyes been singularly glued to an event such as this!
In this corner, San Francisco’s finest, the sweet sirens...
Champagne Swilling Jenna Jameson Endorses Mitt Romney from Strip Club VIP Room
posted by Kevin Farrell
Someone needs to booksmart Jenna Jameson right quick on Mitt Romney’s...
Romney Campaign Racism: Obama Doesn’t “Appreciate Our Anglo-Saxon Heritag...
posted by Kevin Farrell
Somebody must have slipped something powerful into my drink cup of tea last...
