Seen floating around the interwebz...
Regenerative Medicine Breakthrough Paves the Way for Build-A-Bear Penis Shop Spin-Off
posted by Kevin Farrell
Scientists in the your future is here right now field of regenerative medicine...
The Penis Snake: Nature’s Disgustingly Phallic Amphibian Thing
posted by Derek Lactaoen
Just when I thought Nature was done throwing me curveballs, it threw me this...
TSA Determines Man’s 13 Inch Penis To Be a “Biological Threat”
posted by Kevin Farrell
The world is a safer place today thanks to the courageous efforts of the TSA in...
Thousands of Infants at Risk of Herpes Infection from Penis Blood-Sucking Vampire Rab...
posted by Kevin Farrell
A controversial Jewish circumcision ritual is under fire after allegedly...
A Brief History of Cosmo’s Ridiculous Sex Advice
posted by Kevin Farrell
Nerve.com is serving up 44 of Cosmopolitan’s most ridiculous sex tips for...
Shia LaBeouf’s Penis and Pantyhose Star in Art House Music Video
posted by Kevin Farrell
A very naked Shia LaBeouf strips way, way down to just his ponytail and pubes in this video from Sigur Rós before tossing on a pair of pantyhose and tripping balls on a make believe fantastic voyage...
What 425 Million Years of Evolution Has Done to the Penis
posted by Kevin Farrell
Salon has published one of the most fascinating articles about penises...
Man Cooks His Own Genitals and Serves Them to Diners
posted by Kevin Farrell
A Japanese artist cooked his own genitals and served them to five paying diners in Tokyo to cover the medical costs, in a bizarre act to raise awareness about sexual minorities.
Mao Sugiyama...
Nothing Says I Love You Quite Like J.Lo’s Boyfriend’s New Penis Tattoo of...
posted by Kevin Farrell
What says “I love you” more than having your girlfriend’s name...
Gay Bar Bans Bachelorette Parties Until Marriage Equality is Law
posted by Kevin Farrell
Famous West Coast gay watering hole, The Abbey has had quite enough of packs of...
Justin Bieber Reveals the Nickname of His Allegedly Gargantuan Penis
posted by Kevin Farrell
Bieber. Jerry Bieber. At your service.
“Yep!” he boasted to The...
World’s Biggest Penis Destroyed in Explosion
posted by Kevin Farrell
A 7000 pound penis – perhaps the biggest penis in the world – has...
Pastor Fired for Wearing a Skirt (and a Boner) Over to Parishioner’s Home
posted by Kevin Farrell
File this one under proof that no good can ever come from answering the...
Man Sues BMW for Breaking His Penis with a 4-Year-Long Boner
posted by Kevin Farrell
According to his attorney, Vernon Bradley, Wolf took a four-hour ride –...
Susan Sarandon Sports a Strap-On for Women’s Rights
posted by Kevin Farrell
Susan Sarandon obviously has no problem with self-deprecating humor when an...
Know Your Gay Vegetables (Comic)
posted by Kevin Farrell
OK, so walnuts aren’t really vegetables, and I guess mushrooms aren’t really either. Whatever. You try and come up with a winning headline for this comic, wiseguy!
Poor shroom! Womp...
Ann Romney Alludes to Husband Mitt’s Impotence
posted by Kevin Farrell
The “I Can’t Believe the Romneys Said That!” train keeps...
Who Knew OMG (Oversized Male Genitalia) Was an Actual Medical Problem?
posted by Kevin Farrell
Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG) is a problem faced by thousands of men, so says...
Charlize Theron On LGBT Advocacy and the Biggest Penis She’s Worked With
posted by Kevin Farrell
Go on and take a bow, Michael Fassbender. Your penis is a...
