The good folks at the Christian Storm Center Bunker took a moment away from...
New Robot Warns You When You’re About to Be Caught Masturbating
posted by Kevin Farrell
Still haven’t found the perfect holiday gift for that special someone in...
10-Year-Old Boys Hold Press Conference: Call Police If You See Us Being Raped
posted by Kevin Farrell
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA—In the wake of the sex abuse scandal that rocked Penn State earlier this month, a coalition of 10-year-old boys from across the nation held a press conference Saturday...
Christian Group Seeks Ban On Gay Divorce
posted by Jake Kaplan
NEW YORK (CAP) – The Christian Coalition of America, a staunch opponent...
Christian Teen Suicide Draws Attention To Bullying – Except It Never Happened
posted by Kevin Farrell
We’re all far too aware of the threat that rampant bullying poses to...
Michele Bachmann’s Serious Candidate Status Rumored Result of Witchcraft
posted by The Leaky Wiki
Michele Bachmann officially announced her candidacy for the 2012 presidential...
Bachmann Declares Family ‘Gay Free’
posted by The Leaky Wiki
Washington D.C. – Michele Bachmann has steadfastly refused to answer...
New Study Shows People Choose To Be Straight White Males
posted by The Leaky Wiki
A recent study showed that people actually choose to be straight white males; contradicting the accepted theory that these traits are decided by genetic and other biological factors.
How to Find a Masculine Halloween Costume for Your Effeminate Son
posted by Kevin Farrell
“If you’re the parent of an overly feminine little boy, choosing...
Polygamists Protest Gay Marriage
posted by The Leaky Wiki
Sacramento, Ca – Governor Brown signed a bill legalizing gay marriage in...
Couple Files for Divorce After Gay Marriage Destroys Sanctity of Their Union
posted by Kevin Farrell
The state of Bob and Sally Roberts’ eight year satirical union...
Christwire’s Hilarious Signs Your Husband Might Be Gay
posted by Kevin Farrell
Christwire is essentially an ongoing web exercise dedicated to the question,...
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian
posted by Kevin Farrell
LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18,...
Where Do Homosexuals Get All Their Energy?
posted by Kevin Farrell
A blast from the past from The Onion that is still quite topical and relevant...
