Think outside the bun, y’all.
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OF COURSE There’s a Lana Del Gay (And He’s the Best Thing on the Internet...
posted by Kevin Farrell
Inspir-ahhh-shun. Bock-losh. Pro-tahhhst. Joshua Maddox Wellington’s...
Jesus Heals a Gay Man (Video)
posted by Kevin Farrell
“If you are willing, Jesus, you can make me straight.” Rick...
The 12 Days of Gay Christmas, Day 11: Dildo Sport
posted by Booty The Unicorn
We’re celebrating the twelve days of Christmas the only way we know how...
‘Maybe We Should Let Christians Pray, But Leave Governing to Sodomites and Infi...
posted by Kevin Farrell
“You know there’s something wrong with this country when...
Gay Mortal Kombat: Finish Him (If You Know What I Mean…)
posted by Kevin Farrell
We always suspected Sub-Zero was a bit hot to trot, if you know what we’re saying…but who would have guessed that Kano’s snowballs would be the ones he was polishing?
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One App Will Rule Them All (Video)
posted by Christopher Welch
Are you eating peanuts? Want to share it with the world? Did you just clip your...
Studly Soldier Comes Out to Pizza Man (Video)
posted by Kevin Farrell
After first coming out to his father, and then telling his mom he is gay, Randy...
The Tug Toner Provides Full Body Masturbation-Motion Workout
posted by Kevin Farrell
Jimmy Kimmel will see your pair Shake Weight, Free Flexor full house, and raise...
Greg James Spoofs ‘Call Your Girlfriend’ (Must See Video)
posted by Christopher Welch
We here at Unicorn Booty are so gay for Robyn. Kevin and I sang the entire Body Talk album from start to stop while driving home from Burning Man a couple weeks ago (Nick somehow managed to sleep...
Rick Santorum Hit With Bucket of Santorum
posted by Kevin Farrell
…in the Taiwanese NMA TV sizzle treatment. Still though, BARF.
NMA is...
Michele Bachmann Gets the Taiwanese News Treatment; Marcus Gets Layed
posted by Kevin Farrell
The headline chasing folks over at NMA have finally gotten around to giving Michele Bachmann the Taiwanese CGI news treatment – and boy is it a doozy! Michele murdering Chris Wallace with a...
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian
posted by Kevin Farrell
LOUISVILLE, KY—At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18,...
Look Who Finally Broke Down and Joined Grindr
posted by Kevin Farrell
Well lookee here! Look who has gone and joined Grindr. We have to say, we...
Dildo Sport – The Strap On Athletic Tool So You Can Play Hard and Win Big
posted by Kevin Farrell
“People are always asking me how I stay on top of my game. Pretty simple...
The Super NSFW Dirty, Dirty Skittles ‘Taste the Rainbow’ Spoof
posted by Kevin Farrell
Skittles: the official candy of newlyweds having…ahem…relations for...
Anal Blast Energy Drink (Is Freaking Us the F Out)
posted by Kevin Farrell
“Hey! Do you want to feel SO GAY? Then try Anal Blast, homo energy drinks for people who need gratuitous amounts of gayness. It’s like adding a homo to girl on girl porn.”
WHAT?!
UB...
Sometimes God Tricks You Into Thinking You Like Other Men. God LOVES Pranks!
posted by Kevin Farrell
A word from Michele and Marcus Bachmann about stuffing your soft penis into your wife’s vagina.
“God has a plan for everyone. And sometimes he tricks you into thinking you like other men....
Michele Bachmann’s Gay Lovers Speak Out
posted by Kevin Farrell
Three of Michele Bachmann‘s past lesbian lovers lay down the dirty talk...
Michele and Marcus ‘Ex-Gay’ Bachmann’s Impression of a Married Coup...
posted by Kevin Farrell
In the event of summertime reruns of SNL, Second City has picked up the “Michele and Marcus Bachmann are totally in a gay-shame sham marriage” torch.
We barely even missed Kristen...
