Somewhere in Savannah, Georgia right now, Paula Deen is blushing. And not...
Surprise! Incurable Super Gonorrhea has Arrived in North America
posted by Kevin Farrell
We’ve warned you over and over that cases of incurable Super Gonorrhea...
Tina Fey Schools the GOP on Rape. Tina Fey for President! (Video)
posted by Kevin Farrell
If you were alarmed to find that your brain was pooling out of your ears, dripping down upon your shoulders and ruining your very best hoodie after reading the Republican Rape Advisory Chart, you...
Cruel, Cruel Scientific Discovery: Castration Adds 15 Years to a Man’s Life
posted by Kevin Farrell
Scientists pouring over records from the Korean Chosun Dynasty (AD 1392-1910) have discovered that there were an awful lot of dudes walking around without testicles back in the day.
And surprise!...
Underwear Model Saves the World by Castrating Sugar Daddy with Corkscrew
posted by Kevin Farrell
As the old Heroes saying goes, Save the cheerleader Castrate the sugar daddy,...
END OF DAYS! San Francisco Considers Public Nudity Ban
posted by Kevin Farrell
A few (Dozen? Hundred? Thousand?) bad apples in cock rings are ruining San...
Regenerative Medicine Breakthrough Paves the Way for Build-A-Bear Penis Shop Spin-Off
posted by Kevin Farrell
Scientists in the your future is here right now field of regenerative medicine...
Grindr: Good for Dates, Hookups, and Syphilis
posted by Derek Lactaoen
Grindr, the gay dating app, can be blamed (or praised?) for many hookups here...
TSA Determines Man’s 13 Inch Penis To Be a “Biological Threat”
posted by Kevin Farrell
The world is a safer place today thanks to the courageous efforts of the TSA in...
Thousands of Infants at Risk of Herpes Infection from Penis Blood-Sucking Vampire Rab...
posted by Kevin Farrell
A controversial Jewish circumcision ritual is under fire after allegedly...
What 425 Million Years of Evolution Has Done to the Penis
posted by Kevin Farrell
Salon has published one of the most fascinating articles about penises...
Sweden Drafts Legislation to Ban Men from Peeing While Standing
posted by Kevin Farrell
Some folks in Sweden are drafting up plans to rob men of the single most...
Woman Arrested for Squeezing Man’s Testicle Out of His Scrotum Pees in Cop Car
posted by Kevin Farrell
A 35-year-old Shelby woman is accused of squeezing a man’s testicle out...
Man Cooks His Own Genitals and Serves Them to Diners
posted by Kevin Farrell
A Japanese artist cooked his own genitals and served them to five paying diners in Tokyo to cover the medical costs, in a bizarre act to raise awareness about sexual minorities.
Mao Sugiyama...
Nothing Says I Love You Quite Like J.Lo’s Boyfriend’s New Penis Tattoo of...
posted by Kevin Farrell
What says “I love you” more than having your girlfriend’s name...
Justin Bieber Reveals the Nickname of His Allegedly Gargantuan Penis
posted by Kevin Farrell
Bieber. Jerry Bieber. At your service.
“Yep!” he boasted to The...
World’s Biggest Penis Destroyed in Explosion
posted by Kevin Farrell
A 7000 pound penis – perhaps the biggest penis in the world – has...
Man Sues BMW for Breaking His Penis with a 4-Year-Long Boner
posted by Kevin Farrell
According to his attorney, Vernon Bradley, Wolf took a four-hour ride –...
Vajazzle Goes Extremely Literal, Bossy With New Product
posted by Kevin Farrell
When UB reader Amelia sent me this particular product in the Vajazzle line, it...
Susan Sarandon Sports a Strap-On for Women’s Rights
posted by Kevin Farrell
Susan Sarandon obviously has no problem with self-deprecating humor when an...
