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For direct tip submissions, please e-mail us: [email protected]!

A few things:

You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. You’re not our real dad, and you don’t get to tell us what to do. Messages condemning us to hell, calling us names or demanding (I DEMAND, good sir!) we apologize for some imagined slight that we’re totally not going to apologize to you for will not receive a response. Using your indoor voice and leaving all of your naughty words out of your message will usually get you a response.

If you’re writing to demand that we remove an ad that you saw on our website that you find inappropriate because how dare a gay organization accept money from blah blah blah, we didn’t. Unicorn Booty, like much of the internet, runs on Google Ads. Those ads you are seeing for your local homophobic City Council candidate are showing up because Google is targeting you, not us.

Likewise, those Fleshlight ads have nothing to do with us and everything to do with the fact that you’ve been secretly shopping for saucy products. Capice? If you desperately want an ad taken down, please send us both the url of the ad itself and a screenshot of the ad to [email protected]

If you’re writing to wag your finger at us for moderating your comment because Wah! Free Speech! – we didn’t and we don’t. Unicorn Booty is built on a system of tubes and electric monkeys that automatically zap out comments full of vulgar language, spam links to unrelated content, and gibberish. Eloquent, rational comments free of naughty words will usually post without a problem.

Oh, and one more thing! Sorry, but we’re not posting your petition or writing about your band if you don’t have a killer music video. We get hundreds of these requests each month, and we just do not have the time to listen to and vet them all. SARS, y’all!

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