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$10,000 Reward Offered For Proof of Gay Sex With Marcus Bachmann

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Is Marcus Bachmann ex-ex-gay?

Pure Film Creative has transformed the interwebs into the wild, wild West this morning by putting a $10,000 bounty on Marcus Bachmann‘s ass.

“PFC will award $10,000.00 (ten thousand US dollars and zero cents) to any man who has solid, verifiable proof that he has had sex with Marcus Bachmann. We’ll consider another arrangement if you were just propositioned.”

Damn, Gina.

We’re torn. We love the story. But here’s the thing; Michele Bachmann raised over $4 million last quarter in fundraising for her presidential campaign. If we’ve learned anything at all from John Edwards, it’s that political donations make excellent hush money for secret lovers on the side (or on their back, or on their belly, or wheelbarrow-style…).

$10,000 seems like a big chunk of change, but if Marcus “Barbarians” Bachmann has any gay skeletons in his – ahem – closet, surely they are already being paid to keep it tight and keep it right by the Bachmanns, eh?

Which has us thinking, how much money could we get for offering up this video of Michele’s lesbian lovers speaking out about their crazy ex?

Zing!

  • Anonymous

    Kevin Farrell sounds like an expert on gay sex.

  • 1 If I was his “lover” 10,000 wouldn’t be a bad chunk of money
    2 Now if i was paid off by the Bachmanns it would have to be around the 2 million mark to keep my mouth shut cause just cause your famous and rich doesn’t mean that I don’t have needs too :3

  • Thank you for the mention, Kevin.  Don’t worry, I know a lot of rich people, too.  If the evidence is serious enough, they’ll match so-called “hush” money.

    —  James Killough

  • Can’t wait till a legit ex takes the bait.  But maybe you should team up with Larry Flynt for more funds…

  • Craig Knox

    Heck, I’d sleep with him for free on live streaming cams just to prove a point.  Keep your 10K.

    Or, take the hush money, and then tell anyway…. then sell book rights for how evil “christian” politicians tried to buy lies, and make a third income source.