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Month: June 2011
Surely you remember the Great Rapture That Wasn’t of 2011? And the bankruptcies and suicides that followed? It’s time to add another strike against doomsday prophet Harold Camping. Ahem… Jerry Andrews was shot in the shoulder at a Eugene, Ore., hydraulics shop on Friday. The accused shooter is a coworker […]
UB reader Thomas sent us this viewer commentary on the Tracy Morgan, ahem, incident that apparently aired on St. Louis’ NBC affiliate channel, KSDK. We were blown away. First of all, no. Second, who is this dude and again, NO. Third, you’re defending a guy who threatened to kill his […]
You’ve been lied to. Documents obtained via the Freedom Of Information Act by the Electronic Privacy Information Center show that the TSA, Department of Homeland Security and manufacturers of airport body scanners deliberately misled the public into believing the technology to be safe. It’s not. Just how dangerous are the […]
Marcus Bachman, former “Ex-Gay Reparative Therapist” and husband of Tea Party presidential candidate Michele Bachmann, compares homosexuals to barbarians in need of education and discipline in a lovely clip unearthed by Think Progress. In a sane and rational world, this would hands down mean the end of Michele Bachmann’s run […]
The FBI dropped a bomb of its own on Wednesday, announcing that members of the notoriously anti-gay fundamentalist group Westboro Baptist Church participated in spring training sessions with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. The trainings, which occurred on four separate occasions at Quantico and Manassas, are usually reserved for police […]
Truth Wins Out and “a national magazine reporter” are on the trail of Tea Party Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann’s husband, Marcus. Mr. (Doctor?) Bachmann has allegedly performed ex-gay reparative therapy, a practice found to be fraudulent and dangerous by every single medical, psychiatric and psychological organization in the country. The […]
Where my rhinotillexomaniacs at? Holla! Picking your nose is gross, but so is swallowing the gallon of mucus a day that drips down your throat from your nose. Today’s infographic has up gagging, but we learned so much! Like just how many people pick their nose? How many then turn that […]
San Diego, California devout Catholic and local businessman John Sanfilippo died last week from complications due to emphysema. Sanfilippo, who left a large sum in his will to his church, had made arrangements for his funeral to be held at Our Lady of the Rosary Catholic Church in Little Italy, […]
Attention haters and homophobes: Drop the “unnatural” argument when attacking gays… …or we won’t invite you to our next mega-orgy featuring every single member of our social network. These bonobos are sure to hit their 1000 sex partner quota way before us!
Background: New York passes marriage equality law. Police raid NYC gay bar on the same night, The Eagle; claim it was due to frequent 311 complaints. The Eagle is cited for 6 different violations. I’m all, “Do better, Eagle.” Got it? Got it. But all is not as it seems. […]
WWLP reports: SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (WWLP) – Nine teens and preteens were arrested for allegedly beating and robbing an openly gay man at a Springfield park Tuesday morning. The 30 year-old victim was badly hurt in the attack, which police are labeling a hate crime. According to Springfield Police Sergeant John […]
Also, gays can’t be monogamous. Well, duh! What with the being busy bumping uglies with 1000 other guys, of course we can’t find the time for exclusivity. Hell, who can find the time for lunch, even. Are you close to hitting your quota of 1000 yet?
Now that the United Nations is officially in the business of recognizing LGBT rights as human rights, it’s time to take a look at which countries are still beefing about homos. In which countries will being gay get you killed? Jailed? A parade thrown in your honor? Don’t plan a […]
Mikala and Tyler are back after an unbearable hiatus with a new Disappointing Gay Best Friend. For your viewing pleasure, DGBF: Gay Wedding. I volunteer to wear the feathers, by the way. Just saying…
I’m a big, big, BIG fan of Isabella Rossellini’s two award winning series for Sundance Channel. And while Green Porno is totally Amazeballs USA, Seduce Me is where the real magic happens. Like this video, for example, of Rossellini’s head decked out as a female duck fighting off the aggressive […]
The always adorable, incredibly talented brains (and spleens and bladders) behind iheartguts have put together an exciting breast exam tutorial graphic that has your name written all over it. Get to checking to boobs, STAT. How are your boobs doing today?
Kathy Griffin! Pink! Darren Criss! NPH! Tina Fey’s Boss! George Kostanza! Other people! Etc! Celebrities be tweetin’ up a storm about gay marriage in New York. Some of our favorites: [blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/ladygaga/status/84441635211059201″] [blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/AlecBaldwin/status/84464083457413121″] [blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/ActuallyNPH/status/84639376772042752″] [blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/JoyVBehar/status/84456126447497216″] [blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/katyperry/status/84507508466663424″] [blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/DarrenCriss/status/84455391810945025″] [blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/sethmeyers21/status/84453381464276992″] [blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/kathygriffin/status/84451538445156352″] [blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/Pink/status/84451244768366592″] [blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/IJasonAlexander/status/84461131825029121″] [blackbirdpie […]
One of my personal favorite bloggers on the planet Uppityfag brilliantly breaks down what all of those religious exemptions in the New York gay marriage law actually mean. “Supremacists that demand the right to exclude and discriminate against LGBT people in public accommodations will continue to be coddled by the […]
“But what I want them to know is just like John Wayne, who is from Waterloo, Iowa – that’s the kind of spirit that I have too.” -Michele Bachmann Oh dear. Michele Bachmann invoked the name of spirit-BFF John Wayne yesterday in an interview with Fox News. The only problem? […]
Behold the gorgeous spectacle that is Mellow Brick Road, the collaboration between professional Disney remixer Pogo and graphic designer Reed Gauthier. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. OK, so you probably won’t do either of those things. Still, both tunes and toons are brilliantly done here. Enjoy! Thoughts?
Terror in your living room! Who would have guessed a sofa is a more dangerous sport for getting it on than a car? And who the hell are these people having sex on the toilet? Today’s infographic tackles the most dangerous spots for sex, the most frequently injured body parts […]
An unannounced inspection that several agencies carried out at a gay bar in Manhattan on Friday night occurred at nearly the same time that patrons were celebrating the passage of legislation in Albany legalizing same-sex marriage. Police officials said on Saturday that the inspection was part of a routine operation […]
“If You Don’t Like Gay Marriage, Blame Straight People. They’re the ones who keep having gay babies.” Amen.