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Anti-gay Reverend Arrested For Masturbating In Front Of Children

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Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not masturbate in front of any children on the way.

Reverend Grant Storms, a Christian-fundamentalist preacher famous for aggressively protesting during New Orleans’ Gay Pride event, called Southern Decadence, was arrested on Friday for masturbating while watching children in a public park in Metairie, Louisiana.

Storms, 54, told Jerfferson Parish police that he was using a bottle instead of the nearby restroom to urinate. Um…urinating into a bottle in front of children is hardly much of a step up from masturbating in front of the, chief. Eyewitnesses say he’s lying, and that he was masturbating in plain view. Once you’ve crossed over to using kids as wanking material, lying must barely register as a sin.

Storms’ bail was set at $5,000, but he was released without having to pay a cent of it due to overcrowding in the local jail. Say WHAT?! A reverend, who by profession has access to children, is arrested for pedophilia crimes, and he is released?! Nobody thought that may be a bad idea?

Regardless, we’re pretty sure Storms won’t be causing any commotion in his signature sandwich-board at this year’s Southern Decadence. He was barely tolerated as it is, and they gays don’t take too kindly to pedophiles.

I’d ask if anyone’s surprised, but I mean, do I even have to?

Via Nola.com

  • Anonymous

    This is a problem, a very serious problem.
    In this case Grant Storms is a pedophile, not Gay, but perhaps if he could accept himself as Gay he would never be a pedophile?.
    Very often, (if not always) the anti gay politician or preacher is Gay, and we imagine it is a thing to celebrate when they are outed and their self loathing and hypocrisy is laid bare. There’s a bit of hope that homophobia will become a reason to not express anti-gay points of view: “what if they think I’m gay because I say anti gay stuff?”

    But the reality is that every anti gay person that is gay – is a victim. A victim of popular demonization of homosexuals, a victim of Christian intolerance towards homosexuals, a victim of there being no institution of Gay marriage to give hope for a future as a Gay person. All those forces can make a person deny their homosexuality and repress their sexuality. And a repressed sexuality becomes a distorted and impossible to repress sexuality – this is how there are so many ‘celibate’ Priestly child rapists for example.

    And this is not exceptional. I’m 44 and hard pressed to find someone that will date me that is not cheating on a wife and needing to hide me from wife and children both (I don’t date such people, I’ve also not had a date in the past 8 months. I understand that my circumstance is largely an issue of living in a small town and having no car, I’m working on it….).

    But this is a tragedy, that anyone must feel that they must deny to themselves who they are and pretend to hate who they are because they believe it is the only way they can be accepted by family, friends and community. So shame on me for wanting to laugh with joy every time an anti Gay bigot is revealed to be a hypocritical homosexual, it makes me a cruel heartless bastard.