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Carlton High School’s Amazing Mandatory Graduation Penis Inspections Memo

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A Carlmont High School senior prank (we assume???) has become gay blog gold while the rest of the country is busy memorializing today. I hope nobody reading this recently shaved their testicles. I would hate to see someone be held back a year for something like that.

Also, we simply MUST learn more about this traditional western PASS/FAIL penis grading method. What are the grading criteria? And is this a paying job, or more of a college preparatory internship?

(via Deadspin)

  • Really?

  • ………………

  • What???? The Peanut Gallery, perplexed

  • I’m confused as to why this is mandatory?

  • Hah! I definitely missed the whole, “senior prank (we assume?)” part. 😛

  • “For questions, please contact John E. Dong, Director of Genital Corrections.” ROTFLMFAO!!! Love it!!! Well played kids!

  • CARLMONT, not Carlton, you illiterate!!

  • Jonathan Long

    Anyone notice that this notice is dated JUNE 2011 while in inspection dates are in May?

  • Luther Hendricks

    I fail because I groom.

  • Anonymous

    I’m tempted to call that number…

  • Ashley Valencia

    Awesome!

  • Ashley Valencia

    To the other people who commented on this…you realize this was a prank…right?

  • Yes i know it was a prank cause no ACTUAL school would do this LOL

  • ShowMeGuy

    Now watch someone get denied the chance *to walk* at graduation because this prank involved the missappropriation of school documents or some other made-up BS from a school principal.

  • Katie Kelly

    The flyer is the senior prank. 😛

  • I can’t help but wonder why shaved balls would merit a failing grade…

  • Raiff C Arviso

    Hahaha…

  • The thing is written by “John E. Dong, Director of Genital Correction.” I cannot stop laughing.

  • The thing is written by “John E. Dong, Director of Genital Correction.” I cannot stop laughing.

  • Just visualizing Madeline Kahn in History of the World Part 1…

  • Obvious prank is obvious.

    Hilarious, nonetheless.

  • God I wish my senior class was this original!

  • Sean D. Gowers ヅ

    AWESOME senior prank – I failed!  “There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking” – Dr. Evil 🙂