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CNN On The Frothy, Unmentionable Santorum Problem

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Santorum: Too Dirty For TV

This CNN clip really brings the LOL’s as the cable news network unwittingly goes for the Guinness World Record for saying “neologism” in a news segment. That’s right folks, CNN is talking about the Santorum Google problem that shall not be named on air!

We told you last week that Rick Santorum had thrown his hat in the presidential race, and about the steep hurdle he is facing. While we here at UB think the fact that he is a raging bigot who has compared loving, committed, same-sex relationships to dog fucking and pedophilia (You would think that would be number one, eh?), Santorum disagrees.

The former Pennsylvania senator has started a PR campaign claiming he has been bullied via Google by It Gets Better creator Dan Savage. In 2003, sex columnist Savage organized a contest to come up with the filthiest sexual neologism possible for Santorum.

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Santorum

Yeah. Dirty. Santorum is now going the Sarah Palin route of complaining that he is the victim here, even though the renaming campaign was the result of his political views that gays and lesbians should be stripped of their rights, and that children being raised by gay parents should be taken away form their parents.

You’re not the victim here, pal. You’re just an asshole. Best of luck to you on your road the the outhouse White House.

  • Chris Goddard

    “You’re not the victim here, pal. You’re just an asshole.” – Haha, awesome.

  • Curtis Smith

    would it be safe to say “Santorum sucks santorum”?