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Everybody Poops…except Kim Kardashian.

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Lady K talks all of her shit instead.

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What's that floating beside you, Kim?

Scientific breakthrough: Kim Kardashian says she has defied nature and cannot make a bowel movement, or fart.

The reality star announces the news in the latest issue of Cosmo (via Perez), revealing that people would be surprised to know that she’s never “gone #2 or passed gas.”

This of course, in addition to being impossible and just a silly joke, contradicts an eye-witness report about Kim Kardashian accidentally pooping in a Miami pool last April. Check out the photographic evidence on the right and read the account over HERE. Eek.

The Great Cosmopolitan Kardashian Poopgate of 2011 probably seemed like a funny idea, but I doubt KK meant to drum up Google searches that would point us back in the direction of the Miami pool poop incident.

Also, poop, poop, poop.

  • ShowMeGuy

    Ignore these Kardashian clowns and they will either die from under-exposure or bordom.

  • Hailey Stephenson

    That article was an April Fools joke, though…

  • Ashley Valencia

    Who cares? Seriously, why is this woman even garnering this kind of attention? She’s a fool. 

  • Who gives a flying flip what any of the type of “star” do?

  • Alex Paris

    Somone get that girl some some fiber stat!… wheres jamie lee curits!

  • *gag*

  • Luinne D’Llard

    Thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis