It’s sort of like Jesus’ miracle of the fishes and loaves, except with dicks… sorta. If some guy came up to us saying that touching our wieners could make us pee thousand dollar bills, we’d at least consider it, but it’s just a form of molestation really.
When you think about it, Obinim is right: tugging on a man’s dong WILL actually make it grow a bit, but only temporarily. And while we’re laughing at the idea of a “man of God” manhandling a bunch of dudes at a prayer rally, touching people’s genitals under false pretenses is WRONG, no matter how it looks on video.
Then again, he’s just continuing the Christian church’s long revered history of molesting people (usually kids). We just cringe to think how many of these men were pressured into letting Obinim touch them, believing that they were inadequate before he put their whole world in his hands.