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Grilled Cheesus Commands You To Win An EZ Grill!

Yessiree boys and girls, step right up and witness the magic, the myth, the mozzarella – Praise the Grilled Cheesus! The good folks at EZ Grill want you to get down on your knees and praise the Gouda Lord for a chance to win your very own disposable grill. Springtime is tailgating season after all.

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To commemorate this holy (like Swiss, obviously) occasion, EZ Grill is instructing you on how to get your Gleek on and make your very own Grilled Cheesus. Fire up your EZ Grill, y’all! It’s time to get down with Peter, Paul and Pepper Jack!

Take it from here, EZ Grill!

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Your personal Lord and sandwich.

Founded in 2008 by passionate outdoor grillers, EZ Grill has a vision to be the leading environmentally responsible, economy priced outdoor cooking company. The first in our broad range of innovative, all-natural charcoal based products, the EZ Grill line brings convenience and sustainability back to charcoal grilling. For cook-outs, tailgating, get-togethers or anytime you want that great charbroiled taste, the EZ Grill provides a cooking experience unlike any other.

EZ Grill makes it easy to “Grill Green!” EZ Grill contains all-natural charcoal with EZ light mineral oil that is not only safe for our environment but also safe for you. The charcoal pre-packed in an EZ Grill is made from agricultural byproducts plus cornstarch with natural mineral oil.

ParmesAMEN! Testify! Praise the Grilled Cheesus!

https://youtu.be/KklQoyIa7CM

Confess your reasons for needing an EZ Grill in your life below for a shot at winning your own. We’ll select our favorites this weekend and send five lucky readers an EZ Grill! And tell your pals about the contest. Nobody wants to worship at the grilling alter all prove-alone, right?

Now get to confessing!

  • I need one of these, desperately, because this is incredibly awesome.

    As an atheist, when I heard of the whole grilled cheese jesus thing so many years ago, I found it completely ridiculous. Being able to mass-produce these things would make my day. And week. And any time I make a sandwich.

  • Anonymous

    i would like an ez grill.

  • @tim lol such a good idea

  • This is so priceless! I need a EZ grill in my life because it would be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!! I would make Grilled cheesus for everyone on my street…. On healthy whole wheat bread with all natural cheesus!! THREE CHEERS FOR CHEESUS!! :0

  • Xtina

    0o0o0o0o Just in time for BBQ season!!

  • Tim Hyatt

    I intend to make a grilled Cheesus for every member of the royal wedding party so of course I need an ez grill!

  • ItsBlueB

    It’s never a bad time to believe in something. So why not Grilled Cheesus and why not now? I love you Grilled Cheesus!! Let’s do it! 😀

  • Christopher Welch

    When I was a kid I ate a grilled cheese every day for 2 years. I also watched Pee Wee’s Big Adventure of Charlotte’s Web (or both). Those were the days….

  • Christopher Welch

    When I was a kid I ate a grilled cheese every day for 2 years. I also watched Pee Wee’s Big Adventure of Charlotte’s Web (or both). Those were the days….

  • Honestly? My stove and oven are on the fritz. Not sure when we’ll be able to replace it. So for now, we’re either grilling everything on the $7 hibachi I picked up at the Dollar General and eating lighter-fluid-marinated burgers or something out of the crock pot. Don’t get me wrong, the crock pot is a really versatile kitchen tool, however, it requires something known as advanced prep and meal planning, and I failed both of those tests in Home Economics. Also, Grilled Cheesus is about as close as any member of my family is going to come to religion, so it’s like killing two birds with one stone, providing for my family’s nutritional and spiritual needs!

  • Anonymous

    Pepper Jack Grilled Cheese is by far the BEST! I make it for dinner weekly. 🙂 EZ Grill would make my life easier, thats for sure!

  • Anonymous

    Pepper Jack Grilled Cheese it the BEST! I make it for dinner weekly. 🙂 EZ Grill must be in my kitchen soon!

  • As an atheist, I would love to eat the body of Christ every day and wash him down with some atheist wine club wine, to celebrate life before death.

    I’d also love to be able to make grilled Cheesus’ for all of my friend’s kids so that we can learn all about Cheesus together. And about “miracles.”

  • Nice. Grilled cheese is my favorite food!! omnomnom.!!!

  • Eddie Poole-Boccio

    I has bread…I has cheese……what to do???

  • on Easter I often go to The Hunky Jesus pageant in Dolores Park, SF. Now I crave a Hunky Cheesus Pageant Sandwich! Holy wheat bread with cheese sharp enough to crucify you.

  • On Easter I often go to The Hunky Jesus pageant in Dolores Park, SF. Now I crave a Hunky Cheesus Pageant Sandwich! Holy wheat bread with cheese sharp enough to crucify you.

  • Madeline McGuckin

    Please o please o please!

  • Buddy Englett

    I should have an EZ Grill because I make the BEST grilled cheese ever!

    I start by making my own sun-dried tomato and basil bread. I slice it a half inch thick then spread real butter on one side of each piece. My hot skillet is then sprinkled with cracked black pepper and garlic powder and the bread is placed, buttered side down. I then add an assortment of cheeses, usually involving a Cream Havarti and/or a smoked Muenster. Each side is grilled separately until the cheeses start to melt, then the two slices are joined and each side is grilled to a golden brown.

    If your mouth is watering, send me an EZ Grill and I’ll make one for you 🙂

  • my love for sandwiches is stronger than the bond between my family. i stood in line at target from midnight to 5 am on black friday for a $3 sandwich maker & winning the ez grill would be the cherry on top of this love affair. 🙂 yum.

  • I need an EZ Grill because I just found my boyfriends profile on dating sites after being together for nine years and I need something to melt all the stupid crap he has given me over the years! (Plus I love grilled cheese, and this would be great for a kayak trip!)

  • Natalie V.

    I need to have an EZ Grill because then I could get my husband to cook us dinner! You wouldn’t want to see us starve now, would you? LOL – JK
    Thanks for the giveaway.

  • Seth J. Jones

    The best grilled cheese sandwiches I’ve ever had were in the parking lots during The Grateful Dead shows. I was not really a fan of their music but had been drug to their show in Indiana once where I stumbled upon a patchouli laden hippie making grilled cheese sandwiches on a hot plate. Basic ingredients, Wonder bread and Velveeta cheese slices fried in butter but good lord it was just the tastiest thing ever. I ended up going to a few more shows, or at least visiting the parking lot of those shows, just to search that hippie out and gorge on the delicious sandwiches!! Sadly, when Jerry Garcia died my supply got cut off and though I can make a good one in a skillet they don’t compare to those at the Dead shows. Perhaps if I was given an EZ Grill I might be able to achieve some comparable level of cheesy goodness. Please save me from inferior grilled cheese sandwiches, I’d appreciate it ever so 🙂

  • Michelle Washburn

    Oh please help me! My husband is awesome, but still thinks that using are teeny-tiney grill for our family of 5 is the way to go, and to tell you the truth, his grilling is … NOT EDIBLE! I am guessing the little grill with the broken leg is not helping! Send us a grill, and I will be GRILL CHEEZIN , my family just might stop running to the burger joint when Dad breaks out the ‘little grill that couldn’t”.

  • Susie Cregg

    I want an easy grill for my husband-who never forgets to wake up early in the morning to make me some grilled cheese on a thinly sliced bagel for breakfast, because he knows I am always running too late to make myself the real thing, and he loves me enough to make sure I am sent off with a smile on my face. 🙂