Minnesota Family Council: Gays Can’t Wed Because They Eat Feces and Urine

The bigots over at the Minnesota Family Council are willing to lie and fudge the truth (no pun intended) to make their personal homophobia state law. This is no better exemplified than on a new PDF on their site titled “Informed Answers to Gay Rights Arguments.”

MFC “debunks myths” like:

  • 4. “We are as normal as straight people.”
  • 7. “We are a legitimate minority, just like those who have won simi- lar protections before us.”
  • 9. “AIDS is not a gay disease. It is everyone’s disease.”

But our favorite on their list has got to be number two…errrr…number eight.

8. “Gay people are not different in their behaviors from other people.” 8a. Homosexual practices are often astonishing to heterosexual people. Homosexuals must use body aper- tures not constructed for sexual penetration or bring their mouth into contact with areas designed for the elimination of human waste, which causes serious hygienic and health risks. Some homosexuals become urolagniacs (ingesting urine and feces) and engage in bestiality as well as other deviant behaviors.

That’s right, folks. LGBT Americans should not be awarded the civil right of marriage because we’re all too busy drinking each other’s piss and eating our own shit. You got us! Pack it up. Game over.

Except that’s not true, and there is absolutely zero evidence upon which to hang this bogus and disgusting claim. For a group of people that are literally obsessed with gay sex, they sure don’t know very much about it.

Via Pam’s House Blend

  • It just blows my mind that they can even come up with this shit.

  •  I’m pretty sure straight people eat more shit and piss than gays……..LMAO.

  •  WHAT?!?!?! i had no idea people could be so ignorant! lol i swear some people are only here on earth for others entertainment. this article made me laugh! 

  • Shawn Hartt

    I’m at a loss for words! It is stated that the average human uses 3% of their brain, the MFC obviously uses only 1%.

  • Kelly González

     This is a whole new crazy.

  • Kelly González

    I feel like now I’ve seen everything. Totally insane.

  • Kit Foxley

    that’s really fucked up.  They’re insulting the intelligence of the average person.
     

  • Dennis Phillips

    Shawn Hartt. that 1% is a bit steep for them. that shows they use their brains. this shit is literally coming out of their ass’s. i mean im blown away by how people can read such idiotic literature and believe it!!! are we cattle people? being led down the line to slaughter or will people actually think for once in their lives that this isnt true?

  • Kit Foxley

    and yet you know that some people WANT to think this kind of stuff so badly that they’ll happily embrace this all as fact.

  • ShowMeGuy

    Am I the only one insulted by the fact that the right-wing-nuts don’t even bother to try and dream up * reasons* which could even be slightly plausible?  What’s next….*gays have no rights to *rights* because there are 24 hours in a day…..YEAHHHHH.   Valid reason. 

  • Anonymous

    And they’re concerned about gays indoctrinating children?

  • Anonymous

    You must be young. How sweet.

  • Anonymous

    This is already turning into a shit fight. 

  • Wow, really, ok so either I am doing it ALL WRONG as a Lesbian or They are too screwed up for words!!! OMG!!! What a Bunch of MORONS!!! Throwing stones in glass houses again are they?? Please someone enlighten them!!! The Peanut Gallery Totally Perplexed 

  • what I want to know is where the sources come from…

  • Anonymous

    At least they make their stupidity obvious. It basically says right there “If you believe any of this, you are taking the word of people who want you to think straight people never do oral.”

  • Shawn Hartt

    Props sir, you said it better then I.

  • Scott Campbell

    I had to stop reading that. I’m really angry.

  • Shawn Hartt

    My fiance asked me what we were having for dinner
    tonight. I told him I would be making a poo poo platter for two with
    homemade lemonade as a thirst quencher. I just hope I can make enough
    for two; we gays have quite the appetite. I’m saddened that when the
    aliens deposited us onto this earth they only allowed us to eat shit and
    piss. Damn, if only we could be human.

  • Amy Cain Newsom

    that is soooo ridiculous because straight people do oral sex of the cunnilingus and felatio as well as anal sex (male to female) and many of these practices are recorded in ancient times as hetero behavior such as in the Kama Sutra etc. what were talking about is a bunch of frightened unimaginative sexually inhibited homophobes who do nothing whatsoever but missionary. . .

  • Anonymous

    Wow. Great job MFC (And by that I mean M F-ing C’s…). But really, you do a great impression of the classic uninformed biggot. You’ve got the lack of evidence portion spot on, and your accuracy in portraying a lack of human empathy is perfect.

  • Steve Cardinal

    That list is hilarious, but at the same time could be very damaging if the literacy rate of the demographic it’s geared towards were higher.

  • Steve Cardinal

    You’re talking about the same kind of people who believe god created the earth 6000 years ago, and have argued that point successfully to a very large number of people. They have teams dedicated to… wait for it… *smearing* our reputations. 🙂

  • Steve Kay

    What else would you expect from a state group affiliate of the hate group American Family Association – the same group that in past times helped to give America  the KKK and segregation.

    Headquartered in MIssissippi – where hte old ways  of needing someone to demonize and hate are their only “contribution”: to society.

  • Steve Kay

    they seem to have a fetish about it.   Cant get their minds out of the toilet or outhouse

  • Steve Kay

    yup – these are the people who make the monkey laugh at mankind – the little critters wondering how we can be so stupid

  • Steve Kay

    their basic game is the old – you will go to hell if you don’t do as we say, and death will not be death if you fall in line.  Toss in some glory,  God’s word, a bible written in the age of ignorance and superstition (or is it stuperstition)   and you’ have a “anything but”  christians, spouting BS and hate.

    Is religion the curse of humankind – yes IMHO.

  • Steve Kay

    Hitler got the most cultured nation in europe, of 80 million people, to follow him to doomsday and 50 million deaths.

    these creeps are nothing compared to him.

    BTW – Hitler often spoke of christian values, his words preserved in a book in one of hte worlds great libraries.  And every german soldier’s belt buckle was engraved  “Gott Mit Uns”  “God is with us”

    Christians = some of them – (pardon me while I go puke)

  • This goes through so many levels of stupidity that I can’t even begin to… (at loss for words)

  • Eddie Poole-Boccio

    these people talk about “protecting children” yet they produce crap like this and it is on the internet for children to read.  I think this should definitely be a mark against them.

  • Marina Johnson

    the Minnesota Family Council has removed the PDF from their web-page… must not have like the attention…

  • Anieh Yohbadad

    The link no longer works. I tried Googling but it seems to not be there anymore. I hope this means that they caved and it was removed.

  • William Bellanger

    of course they eat shit….what do you think their politicians spurt out whenever they speak? >.>;;

  • You mean…You guys don’t?….”GOD DAMNIT M.F. – You said EVERYONE does it!”

  • You know whats really absurd? the fact that straight people do the same thing.. It’s just abhorrent to them because “christians” don’t think straight couples do…
    Just saying…

  • “Crap like this”

    Nice pun 

  • I may not be gay (I’m an LGBT ally) but I’m 99.99999999999999999999999999999999% positive that’s a load of shiat (see what I did thar?)

  • Really? Really guys? There are so many ways to argue this because it is so incorrect and offensive in so many ways. Playing the “ALL DOSE JEEZHUZ FREEKS ARE ALL STOOPID BECAUSE THEY HAVE DIFFRENT BELEAFS DAN MEEEE” card is offensive and I have confidence that you all are intelligent and witty enough to come up with arguments against this that don’t insult people’s beliefs. This is coming from a homo-christian: Can we try to argue hate with love, instead of arguing it with more hate?

  • Really? Really guys? There are so many ways to argue this because it is so incorrect and offensive in so many ways. Playing the “ALL DOSE JEEZHUZ FREEKS ARE ALL STOOPID BECAUSE THEY HAVE DIFFRENT BELEAFS DAN MEEEE” card is offensive and I have confidence that you all are intelligent and witty enough to come up with arguments against this that don’t insult people’s beliefs. This is coming from a homo-christian: Can we try to argue hate with love, instead of arguing it with more hate?

  • Where the hell do they get their information from? I bet the pay people to sit around and think of shit like this all day. 

    You can bet though, that I’m going to sit here and read that enitre PDF file and probably laugh until I cry…

  • Gillianne Rountree

    1%?  That’s awfully generous. XD

  • Lorie Ann Wise

    thats the most ridiculous thing ive ever read!!!!! and for the record….straight sex is nasty, non-affectionate and from what I’VE heard…onlt STRAIGHT women have trouble knowing what an orgasm is…NOT gay women…hmmn,,,i wonder why???? maybe cause the men dont care.

  • Lorie Ann Wise

    ignorant people…these are the same people who waited on thier doorsteps on the 21st for rapture??stupidity at its finest!

  • E C

    If you’re a homosexual and a Christian, you are working against yourself.  Trying to be in a religious club that will never accept you.  Good luck with living that double life.  Gays that support Christianity or Islam are worthy of nothing but contempt.