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Now Even Gay Men Can Enjoy Pussy, the Natural Energy Drink

Anyone care for some Pussy?

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id=”attachment_9576″ Why does this exist?

From the manufacturer:

Pussy is unique. It is made with a blend of fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water. These are then mixed with Grenadilla and Lychee flavours, infused with six selected botanical herbs.

Pussy is the first truly premium energy drink. We have sourced the best ingredients to create a great taste and a natural lift.

Pussy is spontaneous, entertaining, optimistic and fun. It’s a starting point. A moment when something happens and when things begin – Pussy starts conversations. It believes in having a good time as often as possible.

We believe in challenging the consensus – and moving things forward. Pussy is about natural energy, it’s irreverent, sophisticated and a pleasure to drink. Pussy is NOT about being serious, chemical energy, having a corporate attitude or being predictable.

No, no, of course not. Pussy is NOT about being serious. And yet, someone seriously thought it was a good idea to name an energy drink Pussy.

Pussy is certainly an attention grabbing name. I’m just not sure it has legs.

Ba dum dum ching!

Would you drink Pussy?

  • Totally would. And I totally know people for whom I’m purchasing it as soon as I can find some!

  • Can I get 6 of those Pussies to go, please?!?!

  • based on the description, i’d totes drink that.  maybe they named it specifically because it’s an energy drink for those of us with less athleticism. 

  • name will never fly.  too many places will refuse to carry it on the shelves.

  • Darek M

    I am still waiting for Cock to come out with a drink, the can will be shaped right. 

  • I’m with Derek on this one, I’ll drink a Cock than a Pussy any day of the week.

    In the meantime… ::drinks Bawls::

  • Ashlei Kennybrew

    I already eat it might as well drink it too…lmaoo!!

  • Vickie Lucia

    you are very right…there has already been an energy drink out in parts of Az. years ago….lasted all of bout 2 weeks before it was pulled from the stores it was in, same with Blue Balls

  • Ben Leo Alt

    I’m sorry, but as a gay man, I would/will never drink something called “Pussy.” Why? Because I’m an honest person and refuse to ever say that “I enjoy… [what that word is].”

  • Buddy Englett

    Hell yes!

  • Well I suppose I would have one just so I could say I’ve had pussy (I just can’t bring myself to try the real thing)

  • Crave Energy Drink

    Where can you purchase this pussy energy drink?

  • I wonder if there’s a fish flavor? 8-P…

  • Taylor Uguaglianza Whitson

    I’ve already drank it while working in Italy… it’s actually not half bad… they also make a “sister” drink called figa which is just the Italian translation for it… Definitely an interesting marketing ploy

  • Lee W

    I really want to figure out how to buy this! I do like drinking bawls though. 

  • thanks for making me laugh. the inside joke is that my brother purposely mispronounces the spelling of the word coke on the can and instead asks for a cock. they always know what he’s meaning to order, but it never gets old, ha ha ha…

  • if only they could match the delicious natural flavor of the real thing. alas, a boy can dream. and yes, i would buy it by the case just to share it with friends, assuming i had any money, ha ha ha!

  • DivineFeminineSarah

    “Pussy is spontaneous, entertaining, optimistic, and fun.” I’ll say! Actually, it also sounds really tasty. I’m gonna go get some…

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