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Prankster Sells ‘Donald Trump Loves Piss’ Shirts to Benefit Planned Parenthood

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An anonymous prankster has begun selling T-shirts, mugs and other merchandise with the words “Donald Trump Loves Piss”. Great news for anyone who wants to make a political statement and a fashion statement at the same time.

The shirts are, obviously, inspired by last night’s bombshell allegations that Donald Trump once hired Russian prostitutes to perform a “golden shower” (urination) performance for him in a hotel in Moscow.

The shirts (product name “Russian Golden Showers”) are produced via Teespring, a company that allows users to design and sell their own merchandise.

They’re also selling “Donald Trump Loves Piss” mugs. We don’t know if we’d want to drink out of that, though.

According to the product’s sale page, half of the proceeds will be donated to Planned Parenthood.