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The Really, Really, Really Gay Unicorn Name Generator

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You know that friend of yours who once said in high school that she liked penguins? And how that flippant remark led to the next eight years of her receiving penguin themed gifts marking all holidays and occasions? “Merry Christmas, I got you penguin salt and pepper shakers!” Poor girl.

Unicorn Booty is in many ways our penguin comment. We love our fans and families dearly, but if another person gives us a unicorn-scented candle or box of unicorn bandages for Christmas, we may scream. And for the love of all things sacred, please stop posting that picture of the porn star dressed as a pink and purple unicorn on our Facebook page. Yes, he’s got a rocking ass. We know. But if you scroll back a day or two, you’ll see that someone new posts it practically daily.

With that said, we usually go against type here at UB. But we just had to share this Unicorn Name Generator with you because, I mean, it’s a Unicorn Name Generator. Duh. All of our gorgeous readers are cordially invited to get your own unicorn name HERE and to share it below in the comments.

For the record, mine is Berry Dapple Reins. Swoon. What’s yours?

  • ShannCarr

    Yes, yes.  My unicorn name is Bluebell Golden Pony.  Perfect because I love Bluebells, Gold and Ponies.  How did the Unicorn Name Generator know that.  Amazing!

  • “Robin Darling Nostrils”
    (this is epic)
    Robin is a little bossy boots.
    He is a darling horse, spotty like a dalmatian,
    and he dances in clouds of falling stars.

  • “Burdock Sparkle Pony”
    Burdock is quick-witted and sparky
    He is as sparkley as the Milky Way,
    and he brings the sunshine and chases away the clouds.

    Kevin, why did you have to provide something to waste the next couple of hours on?

  • “Champion Candy Eyes”

    Champion is very lucky and always succeeds.
    He is sweet as candy, and he brings good luck.

    Wow this just made my day!

  • Bluebell Silver FoalBluebell is an eccentric genius with a big imagination.She is silver like the moonlight,and she protects children from bad dreams.

  • Bluebell Charming ManeBluebell is an eccentric genius with a big imagination.She is charming and cheerful,and she casts love spells.

  • Acorn Charming LordAcorn is as wild and untamed as a desert horse.He is charming and cheerful,and he changes the weather.

  • Brian K

    Acorn Misty Coat

    Acorn is as wild and untamed as a desert horse.

    He is misty like the blue mountains,

    and he climbs the mountains of the world.

  • Helleborine Delightful Filly

    Helleborine is very lucky and always succeeds.

    She is a delight to be around,

    and she casts spells of plenty and bounty.

  • Helleborine Pretty Saddle

    Helleborine is very lucky and always succeeds.

    She is as pretty as a picture,

    and she brings happy dreams and sweet sleep.

  • Bluebell Charming Nostrils-Awesome!!!The Peanut Gallery

  • Bluebell Charming Nostrils

    Bluebell is an eccentric genius with a big imagination.

    She is charming and cheerful,

    and she dances in clouds of falling stars.

     

  • William Bellanger

    Grass Lovely Mane

    “Grass loves to look after the other unicorns
    He is as lovely as the day is long, and he casts love spells.”

    can I at least cast one on myself at this point? ;-;

  • Alessa Smith

    Helleborine Celestial Eyes, as dark as the night sky

  • Wally Baldazo

    Grass Lovely Nostrils

    Grass loves to look after the other unicorns.

    He is as lovely as the day is long,

    and he dances in clouds of falling stars.

  • Anonymous

    Carrot Charming Mane

    Carrot is an eccentric genius with a big imagination.

    He is charming and cheerful,

    and he casts love spells.

  • Sunflower Charming LordSunflower is kind and caring.He is charming and cheerful,and he changes the weather.

  • Ashley Valencia

    Helleborine Jolly Mare “Helleborine is very lucky and always succeeds.She is a jolly, brightly-coloured pony,and she dances on the spindrift as the tides change.”

  • Dj Thompson

    I am now, and forever more known by my Unicorn Name… Willow Fair Moon. I am “As sweet as a Shetland Pony. Handsome to look upon and loves to dance on moonbeams.” It’s funny because it’s true

  • Tara A

    Windflower Candy NostrilsWindflower is silly and loveable.She is as sweet as candy,and she dances in clouds of falling stars.

  • Robbie PolarFrost Peel

    Dandelion Delightful LordDandelion is a little bit crazy.He is a delight to be around,and he changes the weather.

  • Robbie PolarFrost Peel

    Dandelion Delightful LordDandelion is a little bit crazy.He is a delight to be around,and he changes the weather.

  • Ryan Nicholas

    Dandelion Pink Legs…..Awesome!

  • Windy Blue Mane

    Windy is silly and loveable.

    He is as blue as the sky,

    and he casts love spells.

  • Anonymous

    Berry Darling Reins

    Berry is a little monkey who is always getting in trouble.  He is a darling horse, spotty like a dalmatian, and he casts mischievous spells.

  • Champion Jolly Saddle… sounds like a porn name.

  • “Snapdragon Celestial Nostrils”

    Snapdragon is kind and caring.

    She is as dark as the night sky,

    and she dances in clouds of falling stars.

  • Katie White

    Poppy Darling Nostrils
    Poppy is quick witted and bright as a spark.
    She is a darling horse, spotty like a dalmation.
    And she dances in clouds of falling stars.

    lol this is awesome

  • I LOVE LOVE mine!!Helleborine Celestial FillyHelleborine is very lucky and always succeeds.She is as dark as the night sky,and she casts spells of plenty and bounty.

  • Terrell Wallin

    Windy Darling Reins

    Windy is silly and loveable.

    He is a darling horse, spotty like a Dalmatian,

    and he casts mischievous spells

  • Anonymous

    Cowslip Dapple NostrilsCowslip is rebellious and strong-willed.He is a dappled beauty,and he dances in clouds of falling stars. :)HAHAHAHA!!!!!! 

  • Windflower Silver ManeWindflower is silly and loveable.She is silver like the moonlight,and she casts love spells.

  • Cowslip Golden LegsCowslip is rebellious and strong-willed.He is as golden as a sunrise,and he dances away the thunderstorms.

  • Dandelion Snowy LordDandelion is a little bit crazy.He is as white as the driven snow,and he changes the weather.

    I’m sexy. 😀

  • Tulip Snowy Reins. Nice

  • Tulip Snowy Reins. Nice

  • Emily Phillips

    Lily Delightful FillyLily is generous of spirit and always thinks the best of others.She is a delight to be around,and she casts spells of plenty and bounty.Rofl!

  • Erin Williams

    Lily Darling Coat

    Lily is generous of spirit and always thinks the best of others.

    She is a darling horse, spotty like a Dalmatian,

    and she climbs the mountains of the world.

  • Munkstah LovesHalei ForAlways

    Poppy Celestial PonyPoppy is quick-witted and bright as a spark.She is as dark as the night sky,and she brings the sunshine and chases away clouds.

  • Vicky-Rae Renier-Clark

    Plum Snowy ManePlum is poetic and romantic.She is as white as the driven snow,and she casts love spells.

  • Anonymous

    Thyme Charming Pony
    Thyme is a graceful dancer.
    He is charming and cheerful,
    and he brings the sunshine and chases away clouds.
    (Oddly, I had pasta with an onion bacon THYME sauce for dinner tonight…)

  • Anonymous

    Primrose Silver Mane

    Primrose is rebellious and strong-willed.

    She is silver like the moonlight,

    and she casts love spells.

     

  • Kit Foxley

    “Helleborine Celestial Coat”

    Helleborine is very lucky and always succeeds.

    She is as dark as the night sky, and she climbs the mountains of the world.

    Heck yeah!

  • LonnyP

    Quince Delightful Lord
    Quince is a very clever horse with deep, mysterious eyes.
    He is a delight to be around,
    and he changes the weather.

  • Willow Lovely Nostrils
    Willow is as sweet as a Shetland pony.
    He is as lovely as the day is long,
    and he dances in clouds of falling stars.

    I think I’m scared.

  • Burdock Fair Pony

    Burdock is quick-witted and bright as a spark.

    He is handsome to look upon,

    and he brings the sunshine and chases away clouds.

    That is so not funny.

  • JARROD

    HAHAHA…Sunflower Lovely Nostrils

    Sunflower is kind and caring.

    He is as lovely as the day is long,

    and he dances in clouds of falling stars

  • Anonymous

    Burdock Golden Lord.

    Burdock: quick witted, bright as a spark.
    Golden: Golden as the sunshine.
    Lord: Changes the weather.

    I finally know what Jesus does.

  • Stacey Sexton

    Mine is Bluebell Celestial Foal. Apparently I’m an eccentric genius. That’s probably why I’m on UnicornBooty all the time.

  • Steve Cardinal

    Carrot Snowy Foal

    Carrot is an eccentric genius with a big imagination.

    He is as white as the driven snow,

    and he protects children from bad dreams.

  • Jaycee Carbajal

    Snapdragon Golden Nostrils

  • “Dandelion Golden Reins”Dandelion is a little bit crazy.He is as golden as a sunrise,and he casts mischievous spells.

  • Jennifer Nicole

    Snapdragon Charming Reins

  • Robin Pretty Mane, lovely

  • Marigold Golden Nostrils

    Marigold is as sweet as a Shetland pony.

    She is as golden as a sunrise,

    and she dances in clouds of falling stars.
    hahaha!!!

  • Daisy Velvet Nostrils…Nothing to do with nostrils can ever be sexy, so I’m not thrilled here.

  • Heather Celestial Nostrils

    Heather is a little monkey who is always getting into trouble.

    She is as dark as the night sky,

    and she dances in clouds of falling stars.

  • {Bracken Celestial Coat}
    Bracken is generous of spirit and always thinks the best of others. He is as dark as the night sky,and he climbs the mountains of the world.

  • Poppy Lovely Pony
    Poppy is quick- witted and bright as a spark
    She is lovely as the day is long
    she brings sunshine and chases away the clouds 🙂

  • Poppy Candy Nostrils!?!?!?

  •  heres my given name and last names unicorn name!

    Dandelion Silky ManeDandelion is a little bit crazy.He is has a mane as silky as a cat’s tail,and he casts love spells.

    and my personally chosen name that isnt my user name lol one i personally think is just like me lol

    Daisy Blue Reins
    Daisy is a very clever horse with deep, mysterious eyes.
    She is as blue as the sky,
    and she casts mischievous spells.

  • Shawn Willard Burgess

    Carrot Lovely PonyCarrot is an eccentric genius with a big imagination.He is as lovely as the day is long,and he brings the sunshine and chases away clouds.

  • Douglas Naylor

    Willow Pink Lord

    so there…

  • Marigold Charming Reins

    Marigold is as sweet as a Shetland pony.

    She is charming and cheerful,

    and she casts mischievous spells.

  • Buttercup Blue Lady
    Buttercup is a little bit crazy.
    She is as blue as the sky,
    and she changes the weather.
    Yep. That is SO me!

  • Buttercup Blue Lady
    Buttercup is a little bit crazy.
    She is as blue as the sky,
    and she changes the weather.
    Yep, this is SO me!

  • Heather Celestial Nostrils

    Heather is a little monkey who is always getting into trouble. She is as dark as the night sky,and she dances in clouds of falling stars.

    Nostrils?!

  • Brandon J. Thacker

    Acorn Celestial CoatAcorn is as wild and untamed as a desert horse.He is as dark as the night sky,and he climbs the mountains of the world.

  • Anonymous

    Heather Celestial Nostrils…and I’m dark as the night sky, lol, for a redheaded irish girl, that’s a feat!

  • Thyme Delightful NostrilsThyme is a graceful dancer.He is a delight to be around,and he dances in clouds of falling stars.

  • John Avitable

    Sunflower Candy LordSunflower is kind and caring.He is as sweet as candy,and he changes the weather.

  • Orchid Sparkle CoatOrchid is as wild and untamed as a desert horse.She is as sparkly as the milky way,and she climbs the mountains of the world.

  • Leigh Kowalczyk

    Daisy Misty Reins
    Daisy is a very clever horse with deep, mysterious eyes.
    She is misty like the blue mountains,
    and she casts mischievous spells.

    OMG lol I don’t even know what to say

  • Diana Cunningham

    Marigold Golden Mane

    Marigold is as sweet as a Shetland pony.

    She is as golden as a sunrise,

    and she casts love spells.

  • Helleborine Velvet DamselHelleborine is very lucky and always succeeds.She is has a nose as soft as kitten,and she brings great fortune and riches

  • Robin Celestial ManeRobin
    is a little bossy boots.
    He is as dark as the night sky,
    and he casts love spells.

  • Shawn A

    Carrot Golden Pony!!

  • Dandelion Charming Legs, I’m a. . .Private, Dancer.

  • Heather Charming Nostrils <—Me
    Bluebell Misty Nostrils <— My fiance/girlfriend who is excited that we got the same last name on this.