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Vajazzle Launches Penis-Bedazzling Pejazzle

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That, my friends, is a whole lot of Azzle. Vajazzle.me, the good folks who made applying rhinestones to your vagina a worldwide sensation, are proud to announce something for the fellas. Pejazzling is logically Vajazzling for men. You can practically hear worldwide gay blog traffic quadrupling.

Now you can treat your penis like it’s the diamond encrusted totem pole you’ve always known it to be, and don’t even get me started on those disco balls of yours.

‘Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings – this is no different,’ says self-confessed Pejazzler, Mark Wright.

He advises users shave the hair before applying the crystals, or for the ‘very hairy’, a judicious waxing or laser session could be necessary.

The £6-£9 stickers come in barbed wire and geometric shapes, but an iron cross and red lips design have proved the most popular.

Any good looking bloke can wear Pejazzles,’ he continues. Prince William perhaps?

Yeah, he could definitely wear them,’ Mark says, looking thoughtful for a moment before continuing earnestly:

‘But I’m not sure Prince William is the Pejazzling type.’

Yes. By all means let me go invest in a $2,000 laser treatment to burn the pubic hair follicles out of my body so that I may luxuriate in the application of Swarovski crystals down my penis. The only question here is what to Pejazzle my junk into?

Should I go for the red head and white shaft lollipop-inspired look? Or maybe create one of those Egyptian gold wraparound snakes encircling my manhood? Is a Pikachu shooting a thunderbolt out of the question? Decisions, decisions!

Will YOU be Pejazzling?

Via Daily Mail UK

  • Anonymous

    No.

  • Buddy Englett

    I love wearing cock jewelry. We have tons of it on our web site in various styles and prices anyone can afford. As I’m not ashamed to tell everyone I wear it, I’m also not ashamed to pimp our site 😉 Go to http://www.thevelvetvenus.com and look at the Cock Rings and Erotic Jewelry sections. You’ll see what I mean.

  • Jayne

    Wearing the cross one, gives a TOTAL new meaning to The is Rapture Coming….

  • Jonathan Long

    So many things wrong with this… where do I start? I know we gays are attracted to shiny things but come on… By the point you are flashing the shiny he is already interested. 

  • Buddy Englett

    I love my cock jewelry, and it doesn’t cost near as much as this. If you’re looking for a variety check out shop.thevelvetvenus.com/For-Him_c25.htm or shop.thevelvetvenus.com/Cock-Rings_c4.htm.

  • Anonymous

    that’s epic lol

  • Anonymous

     ri-dick-ulous!

  • T Joseph Sterzinger

     this is recockulous…I mean…that wouldn’t feel too good going in, ya know? And even tho I’m a bottom I still use my junk quite extensively, so this is a major hindrance.

  • anardun

    It’s sorta the wrong combination. I mean it’s too obscene to wear in public, but in private it would make things hard to _use_ and what would be the fun in that? So that leaves….what? Adult parties? It’s certainly pretty but idk when I’d have occasion….lol

  • Terrell Wallin

    that just seems so unpleasant

  • Terrell Wallin

    That just sounds so uncomfortable.

  • Stella Omega

    Kinda renders your dick useless for penetration purposes.

  • Stephanie Timmons

    Well… at least you don’t have to cover the entire thing in the– OHMYGODSHINY. *Stares.*

  • Hailey Stephenson

    This is probably the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. And the Pejazzles are funny too.

  • DUDE!!!!!   The person who came up with this is gonna make some serious cash!!  Although it is pretty silly, there are people who would pay for this….and PLUS – it has a funny arse name 🙂 

  • Jim

    I don’t know about everyone else, but my penis is already dazzling enough. No sense in “gilding the lilly,” as it were. (I’m sure if you search, there are photos of it – maybe even video – online somewhere…) 😉

  • godmother2001

    it would bloody hurt doing the deed wouldn,t     . any one tried???

  • I just. No words. I’m torn between being hysterically amused and intensely horrified, so I’m just going to snort, toss back my martini, and pretend (as I usually do) that Taye Diggs is my man.

  • Branni Mikal

    Ouch….can you say anal fissure?

  • RustyBurrell

    Oh lord… Ducky Doolittle is gonna be talking about people having Swarovskis removed from their anuses (ani?) in the ER next.