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WATCH: Former Navy Chaplain Says Gays Have Women Inside Them; Need Exorcism

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Gordon Klingenschmitt

Host David Pakman

Gordon Klingenschmitt, a United States former Navy Chaplain was recently interviewed by David Pakman about the repeal of DADT. Sexism, homophobia, and general nonsense ensued.

Our favorite part of the exchange goes a little something like this:

Pak: Let’s be clear. You’re saying that being gay and being attracted to other men is the same as saying “I am a woman”?

Klingenschmitt: It’s certainly saying that spiritually inside there is something that causes me to feel feminine feelings – And that is the devil.

The Among the better nuggets of pure nonsense Klingenschmitt has to say, “The number of homosexuals coming in will never eclipse the mass exodus of Christians leaving the military.” And this is where we go a bit bananas.

Over and over again we hear bigots treating Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’s repeal as if gays will begin entering the armed forces now. Soldiers will be forced to shower with gay soldiers! Soldiers will be forced to sleep in the same bunks as gays! Openly gay soldiers will ogle their heterosexual counterparts! And so on. This sort of argument completely sidesteps the reality of the situation. Gays are already serving in the military. Gay and straight soldiers are already showering, sleeping and serving together – to zero detriment! The repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell simply ends the gag order on gay soldiers to discuss their personal lives. That’s it! That is all it does.

Host Pakman unintentionally nudges the ridiculousness out of Klingenschmitt, positing, “So you believe that while it has never been illegal or against the policy to be gay and be in the military, now that since you are allowed to tell people you are gay, the military as you indicate will fall apart to the point you need a draft.”

Other winning points include, “When God removes his hand of blessing, I’m concerned as a chaplain, that America will no longer be able to fight and win wars.” Oh Reeeeeally? We have verrrrry different ideologies concerning the “blessings” of God on killing.

The real trouble here is simply that that chaplain or not, this man’s religious lens has no business being applied to the projected DADT writings on the wall. It’s not a religious matter, just as not every soldier in the United States Armed Forces believes in his God, or practices religion at all. His entire argument is a moot point.

If you like being riled up and getting all stressed out about the moral clauses of bigots, take a gander below!

How do you like your sexuality being called a “Demonic Disease”?

  • Tulla

    “Slavery was a sign of the times back then.”

    So is homophobia.

    The “ex-lesbian” is not an ex lesbian – She is merely a woman who this priest has scared the crap out of, but still loves women.

    “Homosexuals can serve as long as they are honest with who they are.”
    What do you think they are doing?

    This guy is so full of hypocrisy and double-standards, it honestly blows my mind.

  • Sierra Vail

    “Slavery was a sign of the times back then.”

    So is homophobia.

    The “ex-lesbian” is not an ex lesbian – She is merely a woman who this priest has scared the crap out of, but still loves women.

    “Homosexuals can serve as long as they are honest with who they are.”
    What do you think they are doing?

    This guy is so full of hypocrisy and double-standards, it honestly blows my mind.

  • Anonymous

    Okay, the argument that allowing homosexuals to tell the truth and enlist and serve in the military will force anti-gay religious representatives from expressing their homophobia, it is a slippery slop argument and therefore invalid. Our military allows devout Satanists to serve and worship as they please and they are under no legal limitations prohibiting them from bad mouthing Christian God in their religious service. So I would imagine the homophobes are safe.

    The soldiers that won’t share showers or what not with homosexuals… already are.

    The draft argument is pure slippery slope.

    The blessing of God argument is an insult to all kinds of people, especially Christians that believe all wars are condemned by God and that Jesus promotes peace.

    Homosexuality as a demonic disease is patently false. It cannot be cured, no christians have demonstrated such ability with even homosexuals that want a cure.

    His suggestion that homosexuals have gender issues is patently wrong. Reminds me of iran, that ‘cures’ homosexuality with sex change operations.

    His argument about healing homosexuals with exorcism suggests a presumption that all soldiers must be Christians as he is?

    And then he goes into legitimizing sexism? Like women can’t shoot guns? But it’s not a sin to be a female unless you’re a man? Very confusing.

    Don’t ask Don’t tell does one thing: allows homosexual soldiers to be blackmailed by America’s enemies.

  • myk5

    Okay, the argument that allowing homosexuals to tell the truth and enlist and serve in the military will force anti-gay religious representatives from expressing their homophobia, it is a slippery slop argument and therefore invalid. Our military allows devout Satanists to serve and worship as they please and they are under no legal limitations prohibiting them from bad mouthing Christian God in their religious service. So I would imagine the homophobes are safe.

    The soldiers that won’t share showers or what not with homosexuals… already are.

    The draft argument is pure slippery slope.

    The blessing of God argument is an insult to all kinds of people, especially Christians that believe all wars are condemned by God and that Jesus promotes peace.

    Homosexuality as a demonic disease is patently false. It cannot be cured, no christians have demonstrated such ability with even homosexuals that want a cure.

    His suggestion that homosexuals have gender issues is patently wrong. Reminds me of iran, that ‘cures’ homosexuality with sex change operations.

    His argument about healing homosexuals with exorcism suggests a presumption that all soldiers must be Christians as he is?

    And then he goes into legitimizing sexism? Like women can’t shoot guns? But it’s not a sin to be a female unless you’re a man? Very confusing.

    Don’t ask Don’t tell does one thing: allows homosexual soldiers to be blackmailed by America’s enemies.

  • Anonymous

    The repeal of DADT removes a bit of permitted discrimination from our culture. Can such a removal ever be bad?

  • morgli

    The repeal of DADT removes a bit of permitted discrimination from our culture. Can such a removal ever be bad?

  • Anonymous

    it’s all gonna be a thing of the past, and soon. these quacks are being pushed into the minority and it’s a wonderful thing.

  • misternickjones

    it’s all gonna be a thing of the past, and soon. these quacks are being pushed into the minority and it’s a wonderful thing.

  • AptiDude

    So the US beat Mexico and took Arizona, etc. BECAUSE GOD WANTED IT. Will inquire with Pope…

  • Matthew Brown

    So the US beat Mexico and took Arizona, etc. BECAUSE GOD WANTED IT. Will inquire with Pope…

  • Stephen Sorcic

    How do I like being called a “Demonic Disease”? hmmmmm….

    Hail Satan!

  • Jeremy Cantrell

    silly man, gay guys dont have women in them
    they have men inside them
    part of being gay