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Win This Book: Get In the Kitchen Bit@hes

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jason bailinChef Jason Bailin is more O Face than Yumm-o, and that’s why we love him so. His line of Get In The Kitchen Bit@hes cookbooks keep things nice and spicy in the Unicorn Booty mess hall. We’re stoked to be sharing this fantastic LGBT-friendly chef’s culinary delights with you today.

Take it from here, Bit@hmaster!

Tired of all the cookbooks written by wholesome and sweet chefs that make you want to smack them in the face with a frying pan?

Well… you’re in luck! I’m not gonna coddle you, hold your hand or even tell you that you look hot in an apron. I’m not your momma, sweetheart. I’m your daddy!

Stop wasting money eating out and ordering in. Don’t have the time to cook? Don’t like cooking? Quit your damn whining and Get in the Kitchen!

It is my hope that these books will take you from the lowly, pathetic, piece of crap cook you are today to one that can prepare a meal simply by feeling your way through it. It is the aim of these books to train and discipline you, so that you not only act like a cook, but can actually be one.

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Today’s winner is going home with a copy of one of the Bit@hmaster’s cookbooks. For a chance to win, take a gander at the video below and answer these questions three:

  1. What color is the lingerie on the chef’s apron?
  2. How long does Chef Bailin suggest your mother breastfed you until?
  3. What are two recipes that appear in the video?

Have your answers? Good! Now get over to the Get In the Kitchen Bit@hes Facebook page, like it, and post your answers in the comments. The good chef himself will select the sauciest entry of the day for the prize. Consider this a gay, culinary, scavenger hunt!